This is a blog fo’ ma tumblr peeps,
I’ll start posting stuff as I get it, sound like a plan?
Yell the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails to your person from far away
Trust me, you’ll be classy as fuck
I know, “shut the hell up we want are porn!” I’ll post some yiff (and maybe some non yiff) in morning
Litterally,
A pet person.
They’d have a cage if they were bad
They’d go around my house completely nude, all of the time unless I have company
We’d play around
And they’d be a human, so we’d ‘play around too’
And we’d cuddle
And I’d pet them
And they’d get rewards for being good
And they’d call me master
And they’d wear a collar, and maybe a tail
And I’d give them baths
And take them for walks in the back yard
And I’d let them sleep on my bed with me if they behave
And they’d eat like a normal person
And we’d go out like normal people
But at home they’d be my pet.
Am I the only person who thinks anal is sorta gross?
Pros:
-I’m a kinky fucker
-I love foreplay
-Cuddling is the best
-I’ll never cheat on you
-I’ll destroy those who stand in your way
-I like animals
-I’ll try anything
-I can draw so/so
-I’m good with a gun
-I know a couple Zippo lighter tricks
-I am a somewhat okay IT guy
-I’ll play with you
-I won’t eat the last slice of pizza
-I’m considerate
-I am a pretty decent cook
-I’m very flirty
Cons:
-I am sort of annoying
-I am an insomniac
-I talk loudly
-I suck at long distance relationships
-I message people too much sometimes
-I curse like a TruckDriving-Sailor
(for two people)
Roll two dice
Whoeve get a higher # takes off an article of the other persons clothing
Whoever gets a lower # sit there and look pretty
If you get the same # make out
Whoever still has clothes on after the other person is nude, do a strip tease!
I have recieved a few death threats lately
I don’t care, I collect various weapons
But anyways a couple of these people want to know my info
-Name: X_Fox
-Adress: 1234 Fuck Off Dr.
-Phone #: 1-800-FUC-KOFF
-Sex: I have posted pics of my dick.
-My IP adress (they think they’re hackers): 4, my ip adress is 4.
And now for the Q/A part
Q “why are you such a fag”
A I’m straight
Q “kill yourself”
A That’s not a question
Q “do you suck dick”
A No
Q “why do you fuck animals”
A a yiffer is not the same as a zoophile, get your shit together
Q “I bet you are 12 years old”
A still not a question, but for a 12 year old I sure am tall, probrobly because I’m not 12
And lastly, requests
I don’t take requests, but I will answer these ones as if they were commands
“Kill yourself”
No.
“Kiss my ass”
And you’re calling ME a fag?
“Fuck you”
Again, refer to the last response
“Drink bleach”
The jug says no
“Shoot yourself”
The manuals all say no.
“Suck my dick”
WTF bro?
“I hope you die”
Not a request, but, hey, we all have our hopes and dreams.
I’m a pro tattoo artist
I’ll ink you up
I have black, blue, and red sharpies
*seductive wink*
*overly seductive wink*
When I say abs on a girl aren’t attractive I’m not being sexist, abs are wierd
Same with really really really veiny muscular people, you can be muscular without looking like some person with a medical condition
…unless you have a medical or mental condition that causes these things…
…if so, I hope you get better…
Carry on.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
You fuck with me you’ll get away with it
You fuck with my crush, I collect weapons, I know how to use google, and I know your name.
You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I’m young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I’m not sure that there’s anything left of me
Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it
It’s time we had some leave
We’ve been living in the flames
We’ve been eating up our brains
Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.
You ask me why I’m weary, why I can’t speak to you
You blame me for my silence, say it’s time I changed and grew
But the war’s still going on, dear, and there’s no
when that I know
And I can’t stand forever
I can’t say if we’re ever gonna be free
Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it
It’s time we had some leave
We’ve been living in the flames
We’ve been eating up our brains
Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons, and I’m helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I’m made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory?
Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it
Send me to the rear
Where the tides of madness swell
And men sliding into hell
Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.
Israel was granted it’s independance by the U.S. In 1948
In 1967 Israel was threatened and argued upon by it’s enemies
They tried to negotiate
The belligerants refused
In six days Israel destroyed enemy forces
The Gaza strip was formed a while before the war, Israel allows palestinians stay, if they’re peaceful
Israel allows muslims to live in Israel
Israel is attacked daily
Israel is hated upon by enemies because of civilian deaths
Yes, there are bad Israelis, and there are bad palestinians too, infact there are more anti israelis
Israel makes her people go into shelters during attacks
Palestine typically doesn’t
Israel is bombarded by missiles and terrorist attacks daily
When israel retaliates people die
Israelis die when it’s enemies attack
But people dislike israelis for some reason
Please don’t hate israelis, yes there are bad israelis
But most israelis are good people
And don’t hate Jews just because some are bad.
I am a non religous of Jewish herritage, I am a man of German herritage, I am a man of Arabic herritage, and I am a man who believes that without this aspect of anti-semitism, there would be an aire of peace in the middle east
Israel and it’s newly found allies could desolve the gaza strip and work on aggrements for the betterment of the religous standings in the area
Islamics, Christians, Jews, and every other religon could work together and join as one if it weren’t for terrorist attacks and offensive attacks on different countries
Please, head this call and just live as one in this world, there is no need for religous wars.
P.S. Please ignore my shitty spelling, that is not important.
#Don’t call me anorexic #I’ll fucking eat you
I want to YYyyiiiiiIIIIFFFFFFFFffffffffffff
-Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
-You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
-I have an F a C and a K, now all I need is U
-Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.
-If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops?
Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn’t pretty
Ain’t no home for me
Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn’t my way
Home will never be
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due
And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain’t no reason
Got no time to slow
Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain’t on my side
Time I’ll never know
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I’m not the one to tell you what’s wrong or what’s right
I’ve seen suns that were freezin’ and lives that were through
Well I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due
And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Find 2 destinctive dies
Pick which one will be Die I
And which one will be Die II
DIE I:
I:LICK
II:SUCK
III:SLAP
IV:STROKE
V:MAKE OUT WITH
VI:(YOUR CHOICE OF I-V)
DIE II:
I:DICK
II:PUSSY
III:ASS
IV:BREAST
V:FACE
VI:(YOUR CHOICE OF I-V)
There’s this girl that I really like
She has a face
And she has hair
And she has arms
And legs
And she likes music
And she is shorter than me
Everyone who hates:
My fandoms
My people
My herritage
My interests
My hobbies
My body
My collections
My clothing
My weapons
My friends
My family
My faith
My pets
My pass-times
My interests
My me
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Well, I only got 1 message about that ‘special post’ andy ideas on what is should be? I’m at 1,007, I’ll let it get to 1,100, but after that I won’t make a 'special post’ if no one gives me any ideas
PREFERABLY 2 PEOPLE
-Create a simple task (I.E. Throwing a tennis ball back and forth)
-Whenever someone fails at the task they must either
+ Have the other player/previous player take off one article of the person who failed’s clothing
+ Give oral sex for a pre determined period of time (I.E. 1 Minute) to the other player/previous player