-Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
-You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
-I have an F a C and a K, now all I need is U
-Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.
-If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops?
Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn’t pretty
Ain’t no home for me
Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn’t my way
Home will never be
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due
And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain’t no reason
Got no time to slow
Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain’t on my side
Time I’ll never know
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I’m not the one to tell you what’s wrong or what’s right
I’ve seen suns that were freezin’ and lives that were through
Well I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due
And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Find 2 destinctive dies
Pick which one will be Die I
And which one will be Die II
DIE I:
I:LICK
II:SUCK
III:SLAP
IV:STROKE
V:MAKE OUT WITH
VI:(YOUR CHOICE OF I-V)
DIE II:
I:DICK
II:PUSSY
III:ASS
IV:BREAST
V:FACE
VI:(YOUR CHOICE OF I-V)
There’s this girl that I really like
She has a face
And she has hair
And she has arms
And legs
And she likes music
And she is shorter than me
Everyone who hates:
My fandoms
My people
My herritage
My interests
My hobbies
My body
My collections
My clothing
My weapons
My friends
My family
My faith
My pets
My pass-times
My interests
My me
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Well, I only got 1 message about that ‘special post’ andy ideas on what is should be? I’m at 1,007, I’ll let it get to 1,100, but after that I won’t make a 'special post’ if no one gives me any ideas
PREFERABLY 2 PEOPLE
-Create a simple task (I.E. Throwing a tennis ball back and forth)
-Whenever someone fails at the task they must either
+ Have the other player/previous player take off one article of the person who failed’s clothing
+ Give oral sex for a pre determined period of time (I.E. 1 Minute) to the other player/previous player
I made a few posts a while ago, and I am up to 71 notes in less than 10 minutes, pretty decent for someone as unpopular as me.
I still havn’t gotten any suggestions for a 1,000 follower special and I am 57 away from 1,000
Kik me or message me ideas
If there’s yiff I’m a'yiffin’.
Glass is a liquid, and blood is a ‘soft solid’ let that soak in…
Almost to 1K start sending your ‘special’ post ideas to Deanfish on Kik.
Any of my female folowers wanna trade nudes? If you do let me know if you want me to keep them private or not, okay?
Yiff Is Power
Yiff Is Pride
Yiff Is Beauty
Yiff Is Yiff
I’m a Boobologist and an Asstronomer
I broke 500 notes on a post this morning! Not the best if you’re real popular, but I am sort of new to tumblr, so yeah, proud of myself.