If there’s yiff I’m a'yiffin’.
Glass is a liquid, and blood is a ‘soft solid’ let that soak in…
Almost to 1K start sending your ‘special’ post ideas to Deanfish on Kik.
Any of my female folowers wanna trade nudes? If you do let me know if you want me to keep them private or not, okay?
Yiff Is Power
Yiff Is Pride
Yiff Is Beauty
Yiff Is Yiff
I’m a Boobologist and an Asstronomer
I broke 500 notes on a post this morning! Not the best if you’re real popular, but I am sort of new to tumblr, so yeah, proud of myself.
Supplies:
-2 dice
-2 or more people
-Stop watch if neccicary
Instuctions:
-roll dice
-pass dice clockwise
-complete coresponding action to the # you rolled
Rules:
2: Take off an article of clothing
3: Kiss person to left
4: Make out with person to left
5: take off a piece of ANYONE elses clothes (not your own)
6: Oral sex with person of your choice (not yourself)
7: Grope person of your choice (not yourself)
8: Let anyone of your choice have ‘free time with you’ (2 minutes) (not yourself)
9: give the tallest player excluding yourself oral sex
10: give oral sex to all of the players (60 seconds each)
11: let another player if your choice tie you up (EVERYONE HAS FREE ‘PLAY’ WITH YOU unless [#3] in the notes applies) (for 3 minutes)
12: Tie a player of your choice up (for 3 minutes
Notes:
1-for 11/12 you can do whatever you want with them while they’re tied up.
2-Everything is for 60 seconds unless previously stated
3-You can pick a specific gender and only do things to them if you want to keep it straight (everyone else must comply)
If the person to the left is not okay with your gender you skip until the closest person complying to your [#3] preference.
Any of you ladies wanna trade pics? You know my kik.
I have seen blind doctors with parkinson’s deasese who have better hand writing than me.
Any of you live in Tampa?
If I don’t respond on kik, it is not me ignoring you, I am a somewhat busy person.
Hey, ladies, I want to start posting more porn, and If you are okay with it, will you please send nudes?
So,
If you want to,
Send nudes to Deanfish on kik
Thanks!
Do any of you have green eyes too? What color eyes do you people have? I have dark, green eyes.
Will SOMEONE post a Red fox with green eyes fucking a Grey Wolf?
Why is Road Runner blue if Road Runners aren’t blue?
When I get to 1,000 followers I’ll do something special (send requests) 541 down 459 to go.