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December 2014

“These 5 words in my head, scream ‘are we having fun yet?’”—
Dec 15, 2014 8 notes

Me with my family:
(family) Can I have a dollar?
(me) Yeah, I guess, pay me back when ever.
Me with strangers
(Stranger) Can I have a dollar?
(me) No.
Me with random friends
(friend) Can I have a dollar?
(me) pay me back whenever
Me with crush
(crush) Can I have a dollar?
(me) here take my bank account, wallet, life savings, and this dudes wallet.

Dec 15, 2014 21 notes

A hundred days have made me older

Since the last time that I saw your pretty face

A thousand lies have made me colder

And I don’t think I can look at this the same

But all the miles that separate

Disappear now when I’m dreaming of your face

I’m here without you, baby

But you’re still on my lonely mind

I think about you, baby

And I dream about you all the time

I’m here without you, baby

But you’re still with me in my dreams

And tonight it’s only you and me, yeah.

The miles just keep rollin’

As the people leave their way to say hello

I’ve heard this life is overrated

But I hope that it gets better as we go, oh, yeah, yeah

I’m here without you, baby

But you’re still on my lonely mind

I think about you, baby

And I dream about you all the time

I’m here without you, baby

But you’re still with me in my dreams

And tonight, girl, its only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go (oh whoa)

It gets hard but it won’t take away my love (oh whoa)

And when the last one falls

When it’s all said and done

It gets hard but it wont take away my love, whoa, oh, oh

I’m here without you, baby

But you’re still on my lonely mind

I think about you, baby

And I dream about you all the time

I’m here without you, baby

But you’re still with me in my dreams

And tonight, girl, it’s only you and me

Dec 15, 2014 17 notes
Dec 15, 2014 253 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Dec 14, 2014 16 notes
Furry Oath

As a furry, I, (your name), will always be nervous when I let someone borrow my phone or go through my phone gallery.

Dec 9, 2014 72 notes

When you want to show someone something you posted on tumblr…

Then you remember you post mostly yiff…

After you open tumblr…

Dec 9, 2014 11 notes
Dec 9, 2014 276 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

I don’t do requests to make that clear

And trust almost anyone I have ever drawn for,

By the time it is done, you’ll be a rotting old person.

Dec 8, 2014 1 note
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#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Dec 7, 2014 119 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

When you’re bored as fuck, so you’re masturbating, and you start to almost cum, then you slow down, get your shit together for a few seconds then go right back at it

Dec 5, 2014 34 notes
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#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Dec 4, 2014 148 notes
Dec 4, 2014 74 notes
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Dec 3, 2014 181 notes
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Dec 1, 2014 162 notes

November 2014

Nov 29, 2014 204 notes
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Nov 28, 2014 54 notes
what do you think is the psychological attraction to furry art? big eyes? the colors? i love it but i dont know why.

I think it is the colors and fur+tails in general. Also the fact the bodies are close to perfect since they are not real bodies.

Nov 28, 2014 19 notes
Nov 27, 2014 131 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

Don’t hate on furries

Not all of us yiff

In fact most of us don’t yiff

And some furries will even tell you that yiffers and furries aren’t the same

You can even think of normal, non yiffing furries as people who like cartoons

I mean, look at bugs bunny he is an animal with a humanlike body

And with yiffers, most of us like yiff because of the human like bodies

Most of us aren’t really attracted to the faces

And still if you don’t like yiff

Or furries… for some reason…

Just think of it this way

Hate the art, not the artist, or viewer of said art (for lack of a better word)

Recap

Don’t hate all of us unless you’re an asshole.

Nov 27, 2014 34 notes
Nov 27, 2014 8 notes
Damn technology

I tried to post 200 pics, but keepsafe didn’t want to unhide 127 of the pics, so you get 73.

Nov 27, 2014 1 note
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#furry #yiff
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Nov 27, 2014 272 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
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Nov 27, 2014 96 notes
#furry #yiff
Nov 26, 2014 61 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Nov 26, 2014 185 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Nov 26, 2014 98 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Nov 26, 2014 40 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

This is a blog fo’ ma tumblr peeps,

I’ll start posting stuff as I get it, sound like a plan?

Nov 26, 2014 6 notes
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#furry #yiff #furry yiff
How to be romantic as fuck

Yell the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails to your person from far away

Trust me, you’ll be classy as fuck

Nov 26, 2014 14 notes

I know, “shut the hell up we want are porn!” I’ll post some yiff (and maybe some non yiff) in morning

Nov 26, 2014 7 notes
I'd like a pet person

Litterally,

A pet person.

They’d have a cage if they were bad

They’d go around my house completely nude, all of the time unless I have company

We’d play around

And they’d be a human, so we’d ‘play around too’

And we’d cuddle

And I’d pet them

And they’d get rewards for being good

And they’d call me master

And they’d wear a collar, and maybe a tail

And I’d give them baths

And take them for walks in the back yard

And I’d let them sleep on my bed with me if they behave

And they’d eat like a normal person

And we’d go out like normal people

But at home they’d be my pet.

Nov 25, 2014 53 notes

Am I the only person who thinks anal is sorta gross?

Nov 25, 2014 10 notes
Pros and Cons of dating me

Pros:

-I’m a kinky fucker
-I love foreplay
-Cuddling is the best
-I’ll never cheat on you
-I’ll destroy those who stand in your way
-I like animals
-I’ll try anything
-I can draw so/so
-I’m good with a gun
-I know a couple Zippo lighter tricks
-I am a somewhat okay IT guy
-I’ll play with you
-I won’t eat the last slice of pizza
-I’m considerate
-I am a pretty decent cook
-I’m very flirty

Cons:
-I am sort of annoying
-I am an insomniac
-I talk loudly
-I suck at long distance relationships
-I message people too much sometimes
-I curse like a TruckDriving-Sailor

Nov 24, 2014 36 notes
What's stripping without dice?

(for two people)
Roll two dice

Whoeve get a higher # takes off an article of the other persons clothing

Whoever gets a lower # sit there and look pretty

If you get the same # make out

Whoever still has clothes on after the other person is nude, do a strip tease!

Nov 24, 2014 29 notes

I have recieved a few death threats lately

I don’t care, I collect various weapons

But anyways a couple of these people want to know my info

-Name: X_Fox
-Adress: 1234 Fuck Off Dr.
-Phone #: 1-800-FUC-KOFF
-Sex: I have posted pics of my dick.
-My IP adress (they think they’re hackers): 4, my ip adress is 4.

And now for the Q/A part

Q “why are you such a fag”
A I’m straight

Q “kill yourself”
A That’s not a question

Q “do you suck dick”
A No

Q “why do you fuck animals”
A a yiffer is not the same as a zoophile, get your shit together

Q “I bet you are 12 years old”
A still not a question, but for a 12 year old I sure am tall, probrobly because I’m not 12

And lastly, requests

I don’t take requests, but I will answer these ones as if they were commands

“Kill yourself”

No.

“Kiss my ass”

And you’re calling ME a fag?

“Fuck you”

Again, refer to the last response

“Drink bleach”

The jug says no

“Shoot yourself”

The manuals all say no.

“Suck my dick”

WTF bro?

“I hope you die”

Not a request, but, hey, we all have our hopes and dreams.

Nov 24, 2014 26 notes

I’m a pro tattoo artist

I’ll ink you up

I have black, blue, and red sharpies

*seductive wink*

*overly seductive wink*

Nov 24, 2014 28 notes

When I say abs on a girl aren’t attractive I’m not being sexist, abs are wierd

Same with really really really veiny muscular people, you can be muscular without looking like some person with a medical condition

…unless you have a medical or mental condition that causes these things…

…if so, I hope you get better…

Carry on.

Nov 24, 2014 7 notes
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