Someday I’ll ask my crush if she wants to chill after school and light shit on fire and talk and listen to music and watch TV and stuff.
How come older british music is really good, and now they mostly make a shit ton of dorky ass shit.
Step up your game.
I didn’t have a legitimate sorce of electricity for a whole week, so I’m going to make a couple random posts and get back to porn
I should make a second tumblr so it won’t be awkward as fuck when someone asks for my tumblr.
That awkward moment when you want to buy someone Important something, but you have no domestic currency, so one of the things you get her for christmas is a ziplock bag full of foreign currency.
I want to buy a human skull and keep it in my room, probrobly a fake one. I could even put a helmet on it.
Hey, kids, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
Me with my family:
(family) Can I have a dollar?
(me) Yeah, I guess, pay me back when ever.
Me with strangers
(Stranger) Can I have a dollar?
(me) No.
Me with random friends
(friend) Can I have a dollar?
(me) pay me back whenever
Me with crush
(crush) Can I have a dollar?
(me) here take my bank account, wallet, life savings, and this dudes wallet.
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don’t think I can look at this the same
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I’m dreaming of your face
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me, yeah.
The miles just keep rollin’
As the people leave their way to say hello
I’ve heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go, oh, yeah, yeah
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still with me in my dreams
And tonight, girl, its only you and me
Everything I know, and anywhere I go (oh whoa)
It gets hard but it won’t take away my love (oh whoa)
And when the last one falls
When it’s all said and done
It gets hard but it wont take away my love, whoa, oh, oh
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still with me in my dreams
And tonight, girl, it’s only you and me
As a furry, I, (your name), will always be nervous when I let someone borrow my phone or go through my phone gallery.
When you want to show someone something you posted on tumblr…
Then you remember you post mostly yiff…
After you open tumblr…
I don’t do requests to make that clear
And trust almost anyone I have ever drawn for,
By the time it is done, you’ll be a rotting old person.
When you’re bored as fuck, so you’re masturbating, and you start to almost cum, then you slow down, get your shit together for a few seconds then go right back at it
I think it is the colors and fur+tails in general. Also the fact the bodies are close to perfect since they are not real bodies.
Don’t hate on furries
Not all of us yiff
In fact most of us don’t yiff
And some furries will even tell you that yiffers and furries aren’t the same
You can even think of normal, non yiffing furries as people who like cartoons
I mean, look at bugs bunny he is an animal with a humanlike body
And with yiffers, most of us like yiff because of the human like bodies
Most of us aren’t really attracted to the faces
And still if you don’t like yiff
Or furries… for some reason…
Just think of it this way
Hate the art, not the artist, or viewer of said art (for lack of a better word)
Recap
Don’t hate all of us unless you’re an asshole.
I tried to post 200 pics, but keepsafe didn’t want to unhide 127 of the pics, so you get 73.
This is a blog fo’ ma tumblr peeps,
I’ll start posting stuff as I get it, sound like a plan?
Yell the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails to your person from far away
Trust me, you’ll be classy as fuck
I know, “shut the hell up we want are porn!” I’ll post some yiff (and maybe some non yiff) in morning