Sometimes I just want to show myself off to people,
Not fool around, just show off
If I had a better body I could become a stripper.
Tell me how I used to get about 20 followers a day, since forever ago, but soon as I reach 4,000, I go down to 3,994, and then I just loose 2 more today, so now I have 3,992.
What the hell people who unsub!
Why is it called sleeping together
If I like you enough, not much sleep’ll happen
Immagine if when you looked in a mirror, you saw the person you’d spend your life with, instead of yourself.
I figured I’d give people permisson to save and share my pics.
Those pics are from assorted porn sites, who give permisson to you to “share”
Thanks, it’s nice to be complemented!
3 people unfollowed me, but you’re not getting another special group of pics.
One of those nude women pics didn’t upload, sorry! Thanks for 4,000 followers!
I thought I was about to be robbed, a white Chevy Suburban pulled up to my house, into my driveway, and people got out, so I loaded my K98, and looked out the window on my door, but they got back in the SUV and left.
My tumblr’s not working, I don’t know why, but I may not post for a little bit, 3,949, so you’ll still get that special post eventually, hopefully when I get to 4,000.
Update, it’s working again
My tumblr’s not working, I don’t know why, but I may not post for a little bit, 3,949, so you’ll still get that special post eventually, hopefully when I get to 4,000.
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Only 101 away from 4,000 guys! I’ll do something special for y'all, don’t know what it’ll be yet, but I’ll think of something special
I’m into kinky shit, and I’m willing to try almost anything in bed.
Get 1 or 2 dice and two pieces of paper and a writing utensil
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Each side equals it’s value in points (ie a 6 is worth 6 points.)
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Roll the dice/die until you get 10 points added up
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Excess points go on the side
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If you have 13+ points you can give the opposing player oral
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But if you get 1-9 you don’t do anthing
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If you get 10 you take off an article of the opposing player’s cloting
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If you get 11-12 you add the excess 1-2 to your excess points paper thingy
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If you get 13+ (say you got 9 and you had 5 excess points banked, you’d now have 17) you spend all of these points and you give the other player oral sex (if they have thier pants on, pull them down temporarily)
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Recap, 1-9 save, 10 take off an artical of thier clothing, 11-12 place excess point in a reserve, 13+ give oral
Damn, the Seahawks fucked that shit up.
When I first met her, I was wearing black leather combat boots, 3 color desert pants, and my black Led Zeppelin T-Shirt, and she thought I was a poser who actually listens to cRap music, but be both listen to rock and such. We got to know eachother, one thing leads to another, and at the same time we are becoming friends, I fall in love with her, and my love for her grows stronger, and now that I don’t see her very often, I begin to miss her, I’m gonna try to hang out with her next time I have a chance, and maybe, some day, if I’m lucky, she’ll come to love me as much as I love her.
I’m gonna ask you all some questions on your prefrances
Yiff, tits or ass?
Solo or duo?
Real humans, do y’all want that?
Monthly nudes of me, do you want sexy poses, or just regualr dick pics?
Just send me a message on the Tumblr fanmail thing I guess