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April 2015

Do you own any pets? If not, do you want any?

I have 4 dogs and 2 horses

Apr 20, 2015 3 notes
ignore that jelly anon. i for one injoy ur blog hun, huggles u an boops ur nose beeeps

Yay!

Apr 20, 2015 5 notes
Just ignore anon, they're clearly butthurt as no-one else is complaining ^~^ I love your blog!

*raises hand* you’re anon, do I ignore you?

Apr 20, 2015 2 notes
You're pathetic and a fake. All you do is take photosets that other yiff blogs post and post them individually in a sad attempt to make the post your own, you make me sick.

Isn’t that what all yiff blogs do? Almost none of them make thier own, they normally get it from other blogs, and that’s what I do, then I save the pics I personally like, and give them to my followers who appearently have the same taste, so while you go around on anon whining like a bitch, I’ll stay here posting yiff.

Apr 20, 2015 10 notes
Apr 20, 2015 115 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

I saw an ad for VWs

The offer expired 4/30/15

Hitler (as far as us, the KGB, SS, and Bundswehr are concened) died on 4/30

Coincedence? I think not.

Hitler founded VW and designed the beetle with help from ferdinand porsche.

Hitler EXPIRED on APRIL THIRTIETH


SHIT AIN’T ILLUMINATI

THIS SHIT’S

ILLUMUNAZI

Apr 19, 2015 5 notes

The yiff photosets with more than 2 pics are what happens when I get lazy.

Apr 19, 2015 1 note
Hey how's your day going

Not the worst, I saw a hummingbird for the first time (they’re not to common i southwest florida).

Apr 19, 2015 1 note

I don’t think we’ll get to 5,000 followers by july, but maybe we can, or we could set our sights on 4,500, I’m at 4,277 at the moment, so tell your children, parents, grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, siblings, bosses, associates, neices, nephews, dictators, clients, clones, aliens, and neighbors (as long as they’re over 18 ;))

Apr 19, 2015 5 notes
Pros and cons of collecting guns and other assorted weapons

Pros:
-NO ONE fucks with you
-EVERYONE respects you
-Make friends
-Fun to use
-Boom boom boom
-stabby stab stabby slice slice
-you can protect yourself easily
Cons:
-bullets are expensive
-knives get dull
-the best stuff costs the most

Apr 19, 2015 12 notes

I think it’s funny when people think they’re bad ass because of some crappy ass decorative knife, and then I show them one of my real big knives or bayonets or machetes or guns and they’re like ‘oh…’

Apr 19, 2015 5 notes
My last words are likely going to be one of the following:

I bet you won’t even…
Hold my beer!
I bet that gun’s not even loaded!
I can outrun those lions.
It’s called RAT poison for a reason.
Get these damn snakes off of me!

Apr 19, 2015 8 notes

My hands are 8.5 inches long, and I am 5'11 only weigh around 134, my hands are fucking huge. I can almost put my hands all of the way around a soda can, the girl I love, her hands only come half way up my fingers, she’s like a year older than me, but either way, I could do alot with my hands if I was good at anything other than being sorta smart, shooting, and running a porn blog.

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When I was in 6th grade I was 5’ 160 pounds and I needed a damn diet. Now I look like I need a damn porkchop.

Apr 19, 2015

A shoutout to the homies out there who are less than 5" hard.

Apr 19, 2015 6 notes

I most likely won’t get to see her on her birthday, so I’ll give her a card on wednesday (her birthday is the 23rd aka thursday)

Apr 19, 2015 3 notes

One day I’m going to post all of my knives and guns and that sort if stuff in a pic, how does that sound?

Apr 19, 2015 9 notes

Anyone wanna send some asks about my preferences in women?

Apr 19, 2015 4 notes
Apr 19, 2015 56 notes

Why do cops beat, shoot at, and taze criminals then be all like “watch your head”

Apr 19, 2015 6 notes

I found out why cops are like “Eh, watch your head” it’s because ford crown victoria police interceptors are made in Canada

Apr 19, 2015 3 notes

*goes to japan* *gets mad* *punches toyota* *villagers run* GOZIRRAH!

Apr 19, 2015 6 notes
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#furry #yiff #furry yiff
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Apr 18, 2015 334 notes

Has anyone noticed in the song When a Man Loves a Woman, by Percy Sledge, it sounds like he’s saying WHEN A MAN LOVES A WAAALNUUT

Apr 18, 2015 4 notes
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Apr 18, 2015 330 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

I think it’s funny, people who act like dicks who are all tough normally aren’t tough and they’re dicks, and couldn’t fight even if they had a gun, and they will rarely stand up for people they love,

However nice people like me, we’re quiet, sweet as hell in person to almost everyone, and I have an assault rifle, 2 service pistols, 2 bolt action service rifles from WWII, an antique untraceable lever action .22 magnum hunting rifle, and a semi auto .22, 2 bayonets, 2 machetes, a wood axe, a tomahawk, brass knuckles, a seatbelt cutter, 5 fixed blade knives, 4 automatic knives, and 10 folding knives, and 2 multi tool knives, a knowledge and some experience of hand to hand combat, some expreience that I learned from an man who is a first degree black belt and served a few years in US Army SOCOM, and if you hurt someone I love, I’ll end you.

It’s amazing in a way, the people anyone could get along with, are the people that could fucking end you if you fuck with someone they love. Like Pablo Escobar or John Dillenger, or Billy the kid (who were all supposedly very nice people unless you stood in the way of what they wanted)!

Disclaimer, I’m not a murderer, and I won’t kill anyone except in defence, or in vengance if someone hurts the person I love.

Apr 18, 2015 8 notes

What you expect from history channel: history

What you get from history channel: Car Restoring-Metal-Detecting-Aliens inside of an Alaskan pawn shop in a swamp, hunting for Hitler, while brewing illegal moonshine.

Apr 18, 2015 18 notes

Someone asked me to text them, I’m not going to do that, you can send me messages on tumblr or kik and I’ll probrobly respond.

Apr 18, 2015 2 notes
Apr 18, 2015 261 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Apr 17, 2015 6 notes
What if heaven and hell were just like, complexes, full of the beings who'd be sent there

Like seriously, heaven would be full of dorks by today’s standards and hell would be full of fun people and bad people.

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Apr 16, 2015 195 notes

Oh, you have brown eyes? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.

*disclaimer* (please do not use this on the girl I love or I may, as some would say “pop a cap in yo’ ass” capisce?)

Apr 16, 2015 4 notes

Well, I showed her my guitar, she played around with it, then she had me get her game boy for her (she’s on crutches) then I got her a gatorade and gushers, then her boyfriend came and I got sorta depressed and let down and a few minutes later she left.

Apr 16, 2015 4 notes
I listen to records instead of cds or digital, when i can. My mother recently handed down her some odd 700 records including every John Denver album ever released by a large record company. John Denver is my life man.

I normally listen to cassettes, or music saved to my phone, or the radio, I have one John Denver cassette, but I have alot from bands like Journey, and Foreigner, and Led Zeppelin (my favorite band) and I have several records, but they’re more of a collector thing, because they deteriorate with use.

Apr 15, 2015 5 notes
“There’s battle lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind”
—For What it’s Worth - Buffalo Springfield (1967)
Apr 15, 2015 7 notes

I’m going to play my guitar for her, I’ll have to take her in private so she can actually hear it, but yeah.

Apr 15, 2015 3 notes

When a KICK ASS you havn’t played in forever comes on and you’re like “I AM JUST A NEW BOY, STRANGER IN THIS TOWN…” and you think people next door can probrobly hear you.

Apr 15, 2015 2 notes
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