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November 2014

Nov 27, 2014 315 notes
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Nov 27, 2014 157 notes
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Nov 27, 2014 87 notes
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Nov 27, 2014 96 notes
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Nov 26, 2014 61 notes
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Nov 26, 2014 185 notes
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Nov 26, 2014 98 notes
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Nov 26, 2014 40 notes
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This is a blog fo’ ma tumblr peeps,

I’ll start posting stuff as I get it, sound like a plan?

Nov 26, 2014 6 notes
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Nov 26, 2014 419 notes
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How to be romantic as fuck

Yell the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails to your person from far away

Trust me, you’ll be classy as fuck

Nov 26, 2014 14 notes

I know, “shut the hell up we want are porn!” I’ll post some yiff (and maybe some non yiff) in morning

Nov 26, 2014 7 notes
I'd like a pet person

Litterally,

A pet person.

They’d have a cage if they were bad

They’d go around my house completely nude, all of the time unless I have company

We’d play around

And they’d be a human, so we’d ‘play around too’

And we’d cuddle

And I’d pet them

And they’d get rewards for being good

And they’d call me master

And they’d wear a collar, and maybe a tail

And I’d give them baths

And take them for walks in the back yard

And I’d let them sleep on my bed with me if they behave

And they’d eat like a normal person

And we’d go out like normal people

But at home they’d be my pet.

Nov 25, 2014 53 notes

Am I the only person who thinks anal is sorta gross?

Nov 25, 2014 10 notes
Pros and Cons of dating me

Pros:

-I’m a kinky fucker
-I love foreplay
-Cuddling is the best
-I’ll never cheat on you
-I’ll destroy those who stand in your way
-I like animals
-I’ll try anything
-I can draw so/so
-I’m good with a gun
-I know a couple Zippo lighter tricks
-I am a somewhat okay IT guy
-I’ll play with you
-I won’t eat the last slice of pizza
-I’m considerate
-I am a pretty decent cook
-I’m very flirty

Cons:
-I am sort of annoying
-I am an insomniac
-I talk loudly
-I suck at long distance relationships
-I message people too much sometimes
-I curse like a TruckDriving-Sailor

Nov 24, 2014 36 notes
What's stripping without dice?

(for two people)
Roll two dice

Whoeve get a higher # takes off an article of the other persons clothing

Whoever gets a lower # sit there and look pretty

If you get the same # make out

Whoever still has clothes on after the other person is nude, do a strip tease!

Nov 24, 2014 29 notes

I have recieved a few death threats lately

I don’t care, I collect various weapons

But anyways a couple of these people want to know my info

-Name: X_Fox
-Adress: 1234 Fuck Off Dr.
-Phone #: 1-800-FUC-KOFF
-Sex: I have posted pics of my dick.
-My IP adress (they think they’re hackers): 4, my ip adress is 4.

And now for the Q/A part

Q “why are you such a fag”
A I’m straight

Q “kill yourself”
A That’s not a question

Q “do you suck dick”
A No

Q “why do you fuck animals”
A a yiffer is not the same as a zoophile, get your shit together

Q “I bet you are 12 years old”
A still not a question, but for a 12 year old I sure am tall, probrobly because I’m not 12

And lastly, requests

I don’t take requests, but I will answer these ones as if they were commands

“Kill yourself”

No.

“Kiss my ass”

And you’re calling ME a fag?

“Fuck you”

Again, refer to the last response

“Drink bleach”

The jug says no

“Shoot yourself”

The manuals all say no.

“Suck my dick”

WTF bro?

“I hope you die”

Not a request, but, hey, we all have our hopes and dreams.

Nov 24, 2014 26 notes

I’m a pro tattoo artist

I’ll ink you up

I have black, blue, and red sharpies

*seductive wink*

*overly seductive wink*

Nov 24, 2014 28 notes

When I say abs on a girl aren’t attractive I’m not being sexist, abs are wierd

Same with really really really veiny muscular people, you can be muscular without looking like some person with a medical condition

…unless you have a medical or mental condition that causes these things…

…if so, I hope you get better…

Carry on.

Nov 24, 2014 7 notes
Nov 23, 2014 262 notes
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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Nov 23, 2014 439,698 notes

You fuck with me you’ll get away with it

You fuck with my crush, I collect weapons, I know how to use google, and I know your name.

Nov 22, 2014 10 notes
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Nov 14, 2014 186 notes
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You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar

And I’m young enough to look at, and far too old to see

All the scars are on the inside
I’m not sure that there’s anything left of me

Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it

It’s time we had some leave

We’ve been living in the flames

We’ve been eating up our brains

Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.

You ask me why I’m weary, why I can’t speak to you

You blame me for my silence, say it’s time I changed and grew

But the war’s still going on, dear, and there’s no

when that I know

And I can’t stand forever

I can’t say if we’re ever gonna be free

Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it

It’s time we had some leave

We’ve been living in the flames

We’ve been eating up our brains

Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed

I have used up all my weapons, and I’m helpless and bereaved

Wounds are all I’m made of

Did I hear you say that this is victory?

Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it

Send me to the rear

Where the tides of madness swell

And men sliding into hell

Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.

Nov 12, 2014 8 notes
I don't care of I lose subs for this

Israel was granted it’s independance by the U.S. In 1948

In 1967 Israel was threatened and argued upon by it’s enemies

They tried to negotiate

The belligerants refused

In six days Israel destroyed enemy forces

The Gaza strip was formed a while before the war, Israel allows palestinians stay, if they’re peaceful

Israel allows muslims to live in Israel

Israel is attacked daily

Israel is hated upon by enemies because of civilian deaths

Yes, there are bad Israelis, and there are bad palestinians too, infact there are more anti israelis

Israel makes her people go into shelters during attacks

Palestine typically doesn’t

Israel is bombarded by missiles and terrorist attacks daily

When israel retaliates people die

Israelis die when it’s enemies attack

But people dislike israelis for some reason

Please don’t hate israelis, yes there are bad israelis

But most israelis are good people

And don’t hate Jews just because some are bad.

I am a non religous of Jewish herritage, I am a man of German herritage, I am a man of Arabic herritage, and I am a man who believes that without this aspect of anti-semitism, there would be an aire of peace in the middle east

Israel and it’s newly found allies could desolve the gaza strip and work on aggrements for the betterment of the religous standings in the area

Islamics, Christians, Jews, and every other religon could work together and join as one if it weren’t for terrorist attacks and offensive attacks on different countries

Please, head this call and just live as one in this world, there is no need for religous wars.

P.S. Please ignore my shitty spelling, that is not important.

Nov 11, 2014 22 notes
Nov 11, 2014 106 notes
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#Don’t call me anorexic #I’ll fucking eat you

Nov 8, 2014 11 notes

I want to YYyyiiiiiIIIIFFFFFFFFffffffffffff

Nov 6, 2014 10 notes
5 GREAT PICKUP LINES

-Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

-You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

-I have an F a C and a K, now all I need is U

-Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair. 

-If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops?

Nov 5, 2014 22 notes
“

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn’t pretty
Ain’t no home for me

Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn’t my way
Home will never be

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due

And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain’t no reason
Got no time to slow

Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain’t on my side
Time I’ll never know

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I’m not the one to tell you what’s wrong or what’s right
I’ve seen suns that were freezin’ and lives that were through

Well I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due

And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

”
—Blue Öyster Cult, Burnin’ For You
Nov 3, 2014 6 notes
Nov 3, 2014 160 notes
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October 2014

Oct 23, 2014 1,491 notes
#furry #yiff #tumblr
Want to Play SEXY DICE? Are you too poor or lazy to buy them? X_FOX'S GOT THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!

Find 2 destinctive dies
Pick which one will be Die I
And which one will be Die II

DIE I:
I:LICK
II:SUCK
III:SLAP
IV:STROKE
V:MAKE OUT WITH
VI:(YOUR CHOICE OF I-V)

DIE II:
I:DICK
II:PUSSY
III:ASS
IV:BREAST
V:FACE
VI:(YOUR CHOICE OF I-V)

Oct 22, 2014 44 notes
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Oct 19, 2014 394 notes
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Oct 15, 2014 30 notes

There’s this girl that I really like

She has a face

And she has hair

And she has arms

And legs

And she likes music

And she is shorter than me

Oct 6, 2014 13 notes
Oct 6, 2014 14 notes
Dear,

Everyone who hates:
My fandoms
My people
My herritage
My interests
My hobbies
My body
My collections
My clothing
My weapons
My friends
My family
My faith
My pets
My pass-times
My interests
My me

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………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
……….…………….’…../
……….“….……… _.·´
………….………….(

Oct 5, 2014 34 notes
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#purple
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“Target is just the rich man’s Walmart.”—X_Fox
Oct 1, 2014 16 notes
“YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!”—a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
Oct 1, 2014 407,284 notes

September 2014

Sep 28, 2014 15 notes
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