EVERYONE, EARLIER TODAY, SHE GAVE ME A HUG AND GRABBED MY BUTT, AND I GRABBED HERS, I TOUCHED THE BUTT! VICTORY SCREACH!
*opens tumblr in public*
damn I forgot I post porn.
*repeats 4,956,721 times*
So, remember how I typically do daily yiff?
WHAT IF I START TYPICALLY POSTING YIFF DAILY! *gasps*
One of my friends in real life (yes I exist, and I am not a mystical porn posting being from a foreign solar body in the icy soul sucking void of space) gave me an idea, here it is:
He told me I should do something I think you’d like:
Finding my 4,100, 4,200, 4,300, 4,400, and 4,500th followers
(I currently have 4,006)
And with these followers following them, (and possibly liking and or republishing all of thier posts.)
Sound like a plan y'all?
I left 977 sets of 10 paged ALL WORK NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY emails to someone who kept sending annoying emails, needless to say, they stopped.
Sisters of the way-side bide their time in quiet peace,
Await their place within the ring of calm;
Still stand to turn in seconds of release,
Await the call they know may never come.
In times of lightness, no intruder dared upon
To jeopardize the course, upset the run;
And all was joy and hands were raised toward the sun
As love in the halls of plenty overrun.
Still in their bliss unchallenged mighty feast,
Unending dances shadowed on the day.
Within their walls, their daunting formless keep,
Preserved their joy and kept their doubts at bay.
Faceless legions stood in readiness to weep,
Just turn a coin, bring order to the fray;
And everything is soon no sooner thought than deed,
But no one seemed to question in anyway.
How keen the storied hunter’s eye prevails upon the land
To seek the unsuspecting and the weak;
And powerless the fabled sat, too smug to lift a hand
Toward the foe that threatened from the deep.
Who cares to dry the cheeks of those who saddened stand
Adrift upon a sea of futile speech?
And to fall to fate and make the ‘status plan’
Where was your word, where did you go?
Where was your helping, where was your bow? Bow.
Dull is the armour, cold is the day.
Hard was the journey, dark was the way. Way.
I heard the word; I couldn’t stay. Oh.
I couldn’t stand it another day, another day,
Another day, another day.
Touched by the timely coming,
Roused from the keeper’s sleep,
Release the grip, throw down the key.
Held now within the knowing,
Rest now within the peace.
Take of the fruit, but guard the seed.
They had to stay!
Held now within the knowing,
Rest now within the beat.
Take of the fruit, but guard the seed..
There’s no such thing as ugly
Everyone’s beautiful to someone.
I believe in male/female equality
But equality is being equal
Equality is NOT “YOU DIDN’T HOLD THAT DOOR FOR ME, YOU PENIS HAVING WOMAN OBJECTIFYING SLOB! MEN SUCK! PAY ME MORE THAN MEN! WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! EVERYONE WITH A PENIS SHOULD DIE!”
Have you ever been like “damn I want me some’ that random condement or spice?” then you go and make something specifically so you can use that?
Do any of you have anything you think would make this blog better?
People always ask where I get this yiff, I typically browse random yiff accounts on tumblr, find the ones I find the hottest/cutest, and post them
And sometimes people send me yiff
And sometimes I’ll go on Gorsha’s FA or wolfy-nail’s or flaredra’s or something.
Hey, remember that monthly dick pics thing? I’ll start doing the 10 best sounding requests for dick pics, then maybe people won’t leave when I post them.
*follows even though I post dick pics*
*Posts dick pics again and unfollows*
Why you gotta do this?
Happy valentines day, don’t get:
Chancroid
Chlamydia
Genital Warts
Gonorrhea
Hepatitis B
Herpes
HIV & AIDS
Human Papillomavirus (HPV)
Molluscum Contagiosum
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID)
Pubic Lice (Crabs)
Scabies
Syphilis
Trichomoniasis (Trich)
Or anything else.
I buy left handed guitars, I have 3
And as I’ve stated before I’m not going to say her name to strangers who don’t personally know me.
1. I have green eyes
2. I have brown hair
3. I am Left Handed
4. I am 5'11
5. My shoes are size 10
6. I play the guitar
7. I collect various things
8. I am in love with a person
9. I have a belly button
10. Yellow is my favorite color
I know what you’ll get from me on valentines day.
Well, it’s two things.
I hope you’ll like it
Am I the only person who’ll be in public, listening to some dark ass, creepy, or very sexual song, and instead of singing you just talk the lyrics, and everyone around you thinks you’re about to murder/rape someone?
By a technical and medical standpoint, all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs
Any of the digits on either of your hands, (thumb, index, middle, ring, pinky) are considered fingers.
A thumb is a finger, but refering to the thumb as a finger may seem awkward to some
Trust me I’m a doctor (as far as you’re concerned)
Lunatic Fringe
I know you’re out there
You’re in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you comin’
I know what your after
We’re wise to you this time
(Wise to you this time)
We won’t let you kill the laughter
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Lunatic fringe
In the twilight’s last gleaming
This is open season
But you won’t get too far
Cause you gotta blame someone
For your own confusion
We’re on guard this time
(On guard this time)
Against your final solution
Oh no
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
We can hear you comin’
(We can hear you comin’)
No, you’re not gonna win this time
(Not gonna win)
We can hear the footsteps
(We can hear the footsteps)
Way out along the walkway
(Out along the walkway)
Lunatic fringe
We all know you’re out there
Can you feel the resistance
Can you feel the thunder
I don’t want to tell you her first name, not many people have it.
Here are ten things describing her:
1. She’s got a couple of eyes
2. She has 2 legs
3. She has 2 arms
4. She has 10 fingers (or 8 if you’re one of “those people”)
5. She has a belly button
6. She has hair
7. Her first and last initials are 2 letters of the alphabet
8. She owns clothes
9. She lives within 17 lightyears of me
10. She has two ears.