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May 2015

What’s Whiney Huston’s favorite coordination?

Hannnddd eyyyYYYYYyyyyeeee

Or cocaine, they’re both acceptable.

May 14, 2015 2 notes
May 14, 2015 111 notes
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May 13, 2015 853 notes
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May 12, 2015 90 notes
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May 12, 2015 88 notes
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Times I say 'Y'all'

-While using tumblr

May 11, 2015 3 notes

529 followers until I get to 5,000 y'all

May 11, 2015 4 notes
May 11, 2015 276 notes
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May 11, 2015 14 notes
May 11, 2015 401 notes
#hensa
Friend of the Devil - Grateful Dead

I lit up from Reno
I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn’t get to sleep that night
Till the morning came around
I set out running but I’ll take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
I ran into the Devil, babe
He loaned me twenty bills
I spent that night in Utah
In a cave up in the hills
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
I ran down to the levee
But the Devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill
And he vanished in the air
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail
Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail
Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
The first one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

May 10, 2015 1 note
May 10, 2015 342 notes
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As a borderline dyslexic and an insomniac, I wonder why I don’t stay awake at night conpemplating in there’s a dog or not.

May 10, 2015
May 10, 2015 137 notes
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May 9, 2015 669 notes
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May 9, 2015 123 notes
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May 8, 2015 100 notes
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May 8, 2015 130 notes
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May 7, 2015 105 notes
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I can’t hang out with her this week, I have to wait until monday or tuesday, and if we can’t hang out those days, I’ll have to wait until the next week.

May 7, 2015 1 note

I found out that when you are all like “yo, this is me, I am in this body, I love that person, I am this person, this is my life” or when you just start thinking of how existance is just ever so meaningless and how the universe is infinate, or anything like that, it is a symptom of anxiety

May 7, 2015 3 notes
May 7, 2015 61 notes
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Fun NASA story

During the cold war we had so many Titan II Nuclear ICBMs laying around that we removed the warheads, and used the rocket and a landing capsule as manned moonships and manned orbiting craft

So, basiacly, some astronauts rode fucking nukes. Fuck you soviet union. You have soyuz rockets? WELL WE’VE GOT DAMN NUKE RIDING SPACE COWBOYS

May 6, 2015 14 notes

Sometimes I get to a level of stress and anxiety so large, all I want to do is bury my face in her neck or chest and hold her tight, and never let go.

FYI when I say chest I’m not saying that because of her breasts, I’m not being sexual this time.

May 6, 2015 1 note
My fucking jam.

Subarashii chin chin mono Kintama no kami aru Sore no oto sarubobo? Iie! Ninja ga imasu Hey hey let’s go! kenka suru Taisetsu na mono o protect my balls Boku ga warui so let’s fighting Let’s fighting love Let’s fighting love Kono uta chotto baka Wake ga wakaranai Eigo ga mecha kucha Daijōbu, we do it all the time Hey hey let’s go! kenka suru Taisetsu na mono o protect my balls Boku ga warui so let’s fighting Let’s fighting love Let’s fighting love

May 6, 2015
May 6, 2015 87 notes
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Can you do some sharks on foxes ;)

I’ve said before, I don’t take requests.

May 6, 2015
May 6, 2015 200 notes
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Guys, seriously, I love her, and that’s not going to change, I love her so much it litterally hurts, you telling me I should get over her isn’t going to work.

May 6, 2015 5 notes
May 5, 2015 13 notes

I may try to make a 1 mile shot with my K98 or M91-30, I can shoot 3" groups at 100 yards with an AR-15 standing, so 1,760 shouldn’t be hard with a rifle whose sights go up to 1.2 miles. I’d be sitting on my ass leg up, other leg on that, barrel rested on my leg, right hand on the bottom of the stock near my chest, left hand on the small of the stock, squeezing the trigger slowly (I’m a lefty), exhale, and boom

I’ll use new made ammo, probrobly Remmington, Winchester, or Sellier & Bolet, I’ll pick the best of the box (all bullets are different)

I’d set up the sights accordingly, take the first shot to see where it hits, adjust, and try to hit the target with the last 4 rounds.

I’ll probrobly use a rock or post or something as a target

I’ve hit casings at 300, so 1,760 shouldn’t be hard with a ~1'x1’ target

How does all of that sound?

May 5, 2015 4 notes
May 5, 2015 392 notes
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There’s a girl I know, she’s dated the same guy several times, he always breaks up with her, or cheats on her, and she still gets back with him willingly, isn’t that fucking stupid? (not the girl I love, but one of her friends)

May 5, 2015 5 notes

Have you ever just been like “I love this person so much I want to be in the friend zone just so I can be around them”

May 5, 2015 3 notes

I hate how fucking clicéd pickup lines are, why the fuck don’t people try to get creative or playful? I try to be smooth but playful, like when I hit on the girl I love (playfully because I know she has a boyfriend) I’ll say some cute shit like “roses are red, foxes are clever, you have a nice butt, let me touch it forever” or something like “Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van” and she can tell I’m hitting on her, but she can tell I’m not just being some loser who just wants her body and is gonna say some stupid stuck up shit, so she doesn’t get mad, and if you use these playful pickup lines and cute short poems with your crush (if you have a chance with them (I don’t really have one, but I might as well try)) she, or he might date you, or atleast be better friends with you.

May 5, 2015 5 notes
Hahaha, you are really blind to the fact the fandom is very sexual. You should have seen the heat camera at anthrocon. The people you would least expect are murrsuiters and it is allot higher than 1%

There are very few people who actually murrsuit, there are many people who watch it, but almost no one owns a murrsuit.

May 5, 2015 5 notes
May 5, 2015 159 notes
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May 4, 2015 49 notes

On the street where you live girls talk about their social lives

They’re made of lipstick, plastic and paint, a touch of sable in their eyes

All your life all you’ve asked when’s your daddy gonna talk to you

You were living in another world tryin’ to get your message through.

No one heard a single word you said.

They should have seen it in your eyes

What was going around your heart.

Ooh, she’s a little runaway.

Daddy’s girl learned fast

All those things he couldn’t say.

Ooh, she’s a little runaway.

A different line every night guaranteed to blow your mind

See you out on the streets, call me for a wild time

So you sit home alone cause theres nothing left that you can do

There’s only pictures hung in the shadows left there to look at you

You know she likes the lights at nights on the neon broadway signs

She don’t really mind, it’s only love she hoped to find

Ooh, she’s a little runaway.

Daddy’s girl learned fast

All those things he couldn’t say.

Ooh, she’s a little runaway.

No one heard a single word she said

They should have seen it in your eyes

What was going around your heart

Ooh, she’s a little runaway

Daddy’s girl learned fast

All those things he couldnt say

Ooh, she’s a little runaway

Daddy’s girl learned fast

Now she works the night away

Ooh, she’s a little runaway

Daddy’s girl learned fast

All those things he couldn’t say

Ooh, she’s a little runaway

Daddy’s girl learned fast

Now she works the night away

May 4, 2015
May 4, 2015 45 notes

Would yiff legally be considered porn, because paintings of naked people, or sex, aren’t considered porn.

May 4, 2015 3 notes
That's not true on the murrsuit sex! There's a ton of people into and who actually do the do with the suits!

Very few people do it, a lot of people buy it, but less than 1% of fursuiters do it, and only about 12% of furries have fursuits.

May 4, 2015 2 notes
So... ¿What's your opinion 'bout making-it with fursuits (or "murrsuits" I don't know) ? ¿Would you ever do it?

I wouln’t do it, and almost no one does.

May 4, 2015 1 note
Love the blog! What's your favorite type of yiff?

Solo female.

May 4, 2015 5 notes

You should totally ask me “inappropriate” questions!

May 4, 2015 4 notes
May 4, 2015 1,184 notes
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I didn’t get to ask her

May 4, 2015 1 note
I really like your blog but i have some advice for you: try to get over her... i know its hard but she has a boyfriend and if the love isnt mutual why are you trying? nothing will happen and you wont find the right girl that way. Try to get to know new people and other girls and maybe if she breaks up with him its your chance to get her ^^ anyhow keep up your blog and good luck with your love situation ^^

I love her more than life it’s self, and I know I don’t really have very good odds, and I know she has a boyfriend, but again, I love her, and anyways, I still try to get with other people, I’m not as bad as I make myself out to be.

May 3, 2015 1 note

I realized something, I have a wii, and 2 remotes, I could ask her if her and I could play on the wii, or on my PC, or just chill, light stuff on fire, play music, talk, you know, normal stuff. I’ll try to ask her tomorrow (even though I probrobly won’t). I’ll see what she says. I really hope it’s a yes.

May 3, 2015 6 notes
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