Hey, remember that monthly dick pics thing? I’ll start doing the 10 best sounding requests for dick pics, then maybe people won’t leave when I post them.
*follows even though I post dick pics*
*Posts dick pics again and unfollows*
Why you gotta do this?
Happy valentines day, don’t get:
Chancroid
Chlamydia
Genital Warts
Gonorrhea
Hepatitis B
Herpes
HIV & AIDS
Human Papillomavirus (HPV)
Molluscum Contagiosum
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID)
Pubic Lice (Crabs)
Scabies
Syphilis
Trichomoniasis (Trich)
Or anything else.
I buy left handed guitars, I have 3
And as I’ve stated before I’m not going to say her name to strangers who don’t personally know me.
1. I have green eyes
2. I have brown hair
3. I am Left Handed
4. I am 5'11
5. My shoes are size 10
6. I play the guitar
7. I collect various things
8. I am in love with a person
9. I have a belly button
10. Yellow is my favorite color
I know what you’ll get from me on valentines day.
Well, it’s two things.
I hope you’ll like it
Am I the only person who’ll be in public, listening to some dark ass, creepy, or very sexual song, and instead of singing you just talk the lyrics, and everyone around you thinks you’re about to murder/rape someone?
By a technical and medical standpoint, all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs
Any of the digits on either of your hands, (thumb, index, middle, ring, pinky) are considered fingers.
A thumb is a finger, but refering to the thumb as a finger may seem awkward to some
Trust me I’m a doctor (as far as you’re concerned)
Lunatic Fringe
I know you’re out there
You’re in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you comin’
I know what your after
We’re wise to you this time
(Wise to you this time)
We won’t let you kill the laughter
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Lunatic fringe
In the twilight’s last gleaming
This is open season
But you won’t get too far
Cause you gotta blame someone
For your own confusion
We’re on guard this time
(On guard this time)
Against your final solution
Oh no
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
We can hear you comin’
(We can hear you comin’)
No, you’re not gonna win this time
(Not gonna win)
We can hear the footsteps
(We can hear the footsteps)
Way out along the walkway
(Out along the walkway)
Lunatic fringe
We all know you’re out there
Can you feel the resistance
Can you feel the thunder
I don’t want to tell you her first name, not many people have it.
Here are ten things describing her:
1. She’s got a couple of eyes
2. She has 2 legs
3. She has 2 arms
4. She has 10 fingers (or 8 if you’re one of “those people”)
5. She has a belly button
6. She has hair
7. Her first and last initials are 2 letters of the alphabet
8. She owns clothes
9. She lives within 17 lightyears of me
10. She has two ears.
Me without pressure:
Solve this (complex biological question)
The answer is oceanographical evolutionary retreval situations are the blah blah blah aquatic animals blablah
Me under pressure:
Name an animal who’s name has three letters
Uh, ahhh, GREATER SOUTH EASTERN ELEPHANT SEAL!
I put on happy music and/or sleep
Should I do anything special for Valentines Day on here?