If god made anything better than pussy, he kept if for himself.
Pain pills are just bitch mints.
Me: Santa, for Christmas can I be with my crush?
Santa:….
Me:….
Santa: What did I tell you last year
Me:…..
Santa:……
Me: That that’s called kidnapping
Santa: Yep.
I’m sorry you can’t listen to Queen or Elton John because they’re both homosexual.
What’s with all of the festive ass porn?
I bought a second Nazi helmet yesterday, It is shipping, but I don’t know when I’ll get it.
When I get bored I do the randomest crap
Guess who is now a minister.
Have you ever wondered what happens when a cop tickets another cop?
It’s just like ticketing any other person appearently
I think it’s wierd that we have to wear clothes
If we want to be nude in public
We should be able to
What’s the problem with a dick here and a couple of tits there
So what
We all have genitalia
Why should we have to cover them
I like it when people send/add commentary on posts.
Y'all always like my work but you run such innocent profiles.
I see through your veils.
I’ve noticed that I went from porn and occasional stuff here and there to porn and such.
And that this has replaced facebook and other forms technological semi-asocial communication.
Other people cheering for football
“Fumble!… Incomplete pass!”
Me
Damn, that bitch dropped that ball!
I feel like researching serial killers and brutal murderers/dictators may not be the best thing to do for no reason other than ‘because I can’
I promise I’m not going to kill anyone
And even if I was I’d probrobly be researching how to do that
And I have no intention to.
I have been getting a lot more fan mail and a lot less hate mail
I guess these people don’t like it when you’re an asshole to them, I’d never guess
I used to be a wimp like you, until I got Anchor Arms.
I used to think there was no such thing as perfect
Until I met you.
If I kept my thoughts in a journal or diary or whatever, it would be full of me thinking of how I can get out of doing stuff I don’t want to do, remembering things I forgot to do, coming up with short rhymes, and pages upon pages of my crush’s name and stuff we did
I used to want to go to heaven
Now that I’ve met you I know that heaven’s overrated.
Almost all of us have someone we’d kill for
Less of us have someone they’re more than willing to die for
Even fewer would do absolutely anything possible for someone
And I have someone who I feel all three of these about
If only I had some way to tell her.
Baby I’m-a Want You
Iris
You’ve Got It
Faithfully
Right down the line
So caught up in you
Time in a bottle
Iris
You’ve Got it
Faithfully
Right down the line
Iris
You’ve Got It
So, Iris or you’ve got it? You decide which is better, because I can’t
So message me or kik me please to let me know
Today, I was talking to the girl I am in love with, about how I look good as fuck in a group photo, and then we got to talking, and she started going through all of my pictures
Thank Yiffgod for protecting the X_Fox from showing yiff to ths girl of his dreams
And I’d give up forever to touch you
‘Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
And I don’t wanna go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
When sooner or later it’s over
I just don’t wanna miss you tonight
And I don’t want the world to see me
'Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you’re alive
And I don’t want the world to see me
'Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I don’t want the world to see me
'Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I don’t want the world to see me
'Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
Anything you want, you’ve got it
Anything you need, you’ve got it
Anything at all, you’ve got it baby.
You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
I took my love and took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Till the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing
‘Cause I’ve built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I’m getting older too
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing
'Cause I’ve built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I’m getting older too
Oh, I’m getting older too
I take my love, take it down
I climb a mountain and turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Will the landslide bring you down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Will the landslide bring you down, oh, oh
The landslide bring you down
Led Zeppelin
Seether
Paul Simon
Pink Floyd
Blue Öyster Cult
Black Sabbath
Def Lepard
Supertramp
Roy Orbison
The Doobie Brothers