Which of those pics in my monthly photoset do you think is the best?
I gave her a really early (almost a month early) gift for her birthday, and she hugged me, and we talked for a while while she opened it. I am so glad she liked it.
Those monthly nudes may be up tonight, it depends
Well, you may not get those weekly nudes on wednesday (because I may be with her and I don’t think she wants to see my dick in public) but they may be up by the 2nd or 3rd.
Having a female best friend, I understand that a lot of guys say “hang out” and the mean “fuck.”
What the fuck guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her on a date, be her boyfriend.
When real men say hang out we fucking mean it. Fucking perverts.
Hang out doesn’t mean hang it out.
Problem is a word used to define what either stupid people, error, coincedence, and/or technology give you.
Damn, you have some problems dude.
How a post looks when you check it:
This post has perfect grammar, so it is no big deal. I guess I am fine here.
After you post it:
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Pro evolution.
Well, she normally stays in long relationships, and a lot of guys have try to make moves on her as soon as they find out she’s single, which happens to be way before me, so she picks someone she thinks would be good for her, and goes with them, then when I see her she’ll be like “I’m dating this guy named…” and I sort of just wait for a chance.
I hate people who get offended over the truth or when you state a fact, or a logical opinion or scientific throry.
Here are some examples of each of these
‘Your tie is crooked.’ “fuck you, get a life asshole.”
I once heard a girl bitch to a science teaher on how weight holds you down not gravity, and she was fucking pissed at the teacher.
I’m not trying to be mean, but I think that your girlfriend is a little bit of an asshole. “Fuck you, don’t talk about my girlfriend!”
Darwinist Evolution is a legitimate scientific reasoning for how all current sentient and non sentient beings came to be on this earth, I mean think of it, things mutated, and the stronger mutated beings perserviered and… EVOLUTION IS FAKE! BEELZEBUB FUCKED YOUR MOM! SATAN CREATED EVOLUTION! WE DIDN’T FUCK MONKEYS! I’M NOT A MONKEY! PRIMATES ARE STUPID! I DON’T LIKE YOUR SHIRT! SEXUALITY IS BAD! COMPUTERS ARE THE HOMO DEVILS EVIL MACHINE! BLA BLAH HOOPLAH SATAN HEE HOO BLEEP BLOOP GLAH BLO GRAHHG *foams at mouth yelling religious mumblings*
Depending on your level of education, you’ll recognize calculus either as the study of limits, infinitesimals, and rates of change, or as a spooky, possibly magical practice preformed by people with thicker glasses and thinner arms than you.
When I was little my dad used to sing “you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey, you’ll never know how much I love you, don’t take ny sunshine away” He doesn’t sing it anymore because I’m a lot older, but last night I couldn’t help but to remember it, and think about the girl I love, that brought out the feels bro.
The girl I love thinks she doesn’t matter, do any of you think she does? I sure do.
I hate how clicéd the word love is, here’s an example, I wish I could just say I love her, and people would know that I love her, not think I just like her a little.
This photoset is full of amish porn, taken with amish cameras
I was circumsized when I was born. As you can see in my pics, I have no foreskin. The reason most people get circumsized is to reduce risk of infections from cleaning.