I have 4 dogs and 2 horses
Yay!
*raises hand* you’re anon, do I ignore you?
Isn’t that what all yiff blogs do? Almost none of them make thier own, they normally get it from other blogs, and that’s what I do, then I save the pics I personally like, and give them to my followers who appearently have the same taste, so while you go around on anon whining like a bitch, I’ll stay here posting yiff.
I saw an ad for VWs
The offer expired 4/30/15
Hitler (as far as us, the KGB, SS, and Bundswehr are concened) died on 4/30
Coincedence? I think not.
Hitler founded VW and designed the beetle with help from ferdinand porsche.
Hitler EXPIRED on APRIL THIRTIETH
SHIT AIN’T ILLUMINATI
THIS SHIT’S
ILLUMUNAZI
The yiff photosets with more than 2 pics are what happens when I get lazy.
Not the worst, I saw a hummingbird for the first time (they’re not to common i southwest florida).
I don’t think we’ll get to 5,000 followers by july, but maybe we can, or we could set our sights on 4,500, I’m at 4,277 at the moment, so tell your children, parents, grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, siblings, bosses, associates, neices, nephews, dictators, clients, clones, aliens, and neighbors (as long as they’re over 18 ;))
Pros:
-NO ONE fucks with you
-EVERYONE respects you
-Make friends
-Fun to use
-Boom boom boom
-stabby stab stabby slice slice
-you can protect yourself easily
Cons:
-bullets are expensive
-knives get dull
-the best stuff costs the most
I think it’s funny when people think they’re bad ass because of some crappy ass decorative knife, and then I show them one of my real big knives or bayonets or machetes or guns and they’re like ‘oh…’
I bet you won’t even…
Hold my beer!
I bet that gun’s not even loaded!
I can outrun those lions.
It’s called RAT poison for a reason.
Get these damn snakes off of me!
My hands are 8.5 inches long, and I am 5'11 only weigh around 134, my hands are fucking huge. I can almost put my hands all of the way around a soda can, the girl I love, her hands only come half way up my fingers, she’s like a year older than me, but either way, I could do alot with my hands if I was good at anything other than being sorta smart, shooting, and running a porn blog.
When I was in 6th grade I was 5’ 160 pounds and I needed a damn diet. Now I look like I need a damn porkchop.
A shoutout to the homies out there who are less than 5" hard.
I most likely won’t get to see her on her birthday, so I’ll give her a card on wednesday (her birthday is the 23rd aka thursday)
One day I’m going to post all of my knives and guns and that sort if stuff in a pic, how does that sound?
Anyone wanna send some asks about my preferences in women?
Why do cops beat, shoot at, and taze criminals then be all like “watch your head”
I found out why cops are like “Eh, watch your head” it’s because ford crown victoria police interceptors are made in Canada
*goes to japan* *gets mad* *punches toyota* *villagers run* GOZIRRAH!
Has anyone noticed in the song When a Man Loves a Woman, by Percy Sledge, it sounds like he’s saying WHEN A MAN LOVES A WAAALNUUT
I think it’s funny, people who act like dicks who are all tough normally aren’t tough and they’re dicks, and couldn’t fight even if they had a gun, and they will rarely stand up for people they love,
However nice people like me, we’re quiet, sweet as hell in person to almost everyone, and I have an assault rifle, 2 service pistols, 2 bolt action service rifles from WWII, an antique untraceable lever action .22 magnum hunting rifle, and a semi auto .22, 2 bayonets, 2 machetes, a wood axe, a tomahawk, brass knuckles, a seatbelt cutter, 5 fixed blade knives, 4 automatic knives, and 10 folding knives, and 2 multi tool knives, a knowledge and some experience of hand to hand combat, some expreience that I learned from an man who is a first degree black belt and served a few years in US Army SOCOM, and if you hurt someone I love, I’ll end you.
It’s amazing in a way, the people anyone could get along with, are the people that could fucking end you if you fuck with someone they love. Like Pablo Escobar or John Dillenger, or Billy the kid (who were all supposedly very nice people unless you stood in the way of what they wanted)!
Disclaimer, I’m not a murderer, and I won’t kill anyone except in defence, or in vengance if someone hurts the person I love.
What you expect from history channel: history
What you get from history channel: Car Restoring-Metal-Detecting-Aliens inside of an Alaskan pawn shop in a swamp, hunting for Hitler, while brewing illegal moonshine.
Someone asked me to text them, I’m not going to do that, you can send me messages on tumblr or kik and I’ll probrobly respond.
Like seriously, heaven would be full of dorks by today’s standards and hell would be full of fun people and bad people.
Oh, you have brown eyes? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
*disclaimer* (please do not use this on the girl I love or I may, as some would say “pop a cap in yo’ ass” capisce?)
Well, I showed her my guitar, she played around with it, then she had me get her game boy for her (she’s on crutches) then I got her a gatorade and gushers, then her boyfriend came and I got sorta depressed and let down and a few minutes later she left.
I normally listen to cassettes, or music saved to my phone, or the radio, I have one John Denver cassette, but I have alot from bands like Journey, and Foreigner, and Led Zeppelin (my favorite band) and I have several records, but they’re more of a collector thing, because they deteriorate with use.