I think I made this blog on July 16, 2014, so we should have around 5,000 by the 1 year anniversary of my blog.
Cow girl, or reverse cowgirl, I cant remember which is which, whichever is the one where the girl faces you.
She’s a girl I met last year, I liked her since I met her, and as I became friends with her, I fell in love with her, now she is everything to me.
Remember? I don’t do requests.
It’s funny, I feel like crap today, soar thoat, achey back, weak, headache, congestion, lethargia, cold chills, but when I stopped her, put my and on her shoulder, and said happy birthday, and she smiled at me, I felt great, perfect, like I had no ailment, then a little while later I felt like shit again, but either way, seing her beautiful smile, and being in her presence, made me feel great while I was suffering.
I think she seemed happy with the gifts I gave her (mostly money, and a couple other things I already mentioned in the past) I also gave her a card, in letter form (I have horrible hand writing so I had to type it, so I made a manuscript of it)
I meant august of 2014, that, or I met her 4030 years ago, in 2015 BCE, either one is a good answer.
Today is the most beautiful girl ever’s birthday!
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP unless you don’t like coffee like me.
August 20th 2015 (I only remember because that’s Robert Plant’s birthday, not because I’m a creep)
You should totally send asks about the girl I love.
The best part of Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is when he says “Bye and bye baby, it’s been sweet love, yeah yeah” (I am quoting that straight from Google play music)
Every time it plays that I sing along.
Who wants to tell the girl I love happy birthday for tomorrow?
In 19 days I got 170 emails, only 15 spam ones, 155 legit ones. This is why I don’t give my email on my blog. I don’t want to go from 170 to 1,700
It’s all fun and games until someone loses thier virginity, that’s when it gets really fun.
I hate when I try to explain something and it gets confusing.
Being the most popular person I know of personally (by that I mean of the people I know in person, I am the most popular, mostly online) I know the struggle because I’m most popular for being a well armed smartass furry.
Nude carwashes
Nude, alcohol free, eating establishment (drunk homies are pretty rowdy)
Nude dentist
Nude clothes shop
Nude indoor beach
Nude socialist republic
Nude aerosol can factory
Nude shooting ranges
Nude old timey elementary school
Nude church
Nude nutron reactor
Nude airforce
Nude airline
Nude snow shoveling
Nude lumberjacking
Nude communism
Nude eating contest
Nude state fair
Nude fast food restaurant
Nude shooting range
Nude recruiting office
Nude IT specialists
Nude mechanic
Nude synogauge
Nude pediatrition
Nude lawnmower
Nude hardware store
Nude DMV
Nude library
If you start any of those pay me for giving you the idea
I wonder how many of my follwers are famous… Like seriously, are any of you famous actors or athletes? MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU YIFFING? TELL ME!
Why do all love songs that mention hair talk about long blonde hair? I’m in love with a short haired brunette girl. I can’t relate to that! MAKE A SONG THAT MENTIONS HAIR LIKE THAT! If that song you make is rock and decent, say I Inspired you, not for bragging rights, I just like to be appreciated.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
No, cow moo, owl who.
Her love life is sort of confusing, I’m pretty sure she does at the moment.
Remember how I’m in love with that girl? My friend Alejandro is in love with this other girl, and he calls her his girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend, you though I was bad.
I’m Italian, my favorite food is pizza, and I move my hands alot when I talk.
I also run whiskey, shoot at rival mobsters, drive a 1922 Packard convertible, and carry an M1921 Thompson.
The second part may be exadurated a teeny bit
Why blaze it when you can glaze it?
Batman
He is larger than all other bats, like a foxbat
Foxbats are the largest bat species
The red fox is the largest fox
RED fox
FOXBAT
Foxbat is a MiG fighter
MiG Foxbats are pre 1991 russian planes
Red fox is the largest fox
Foxbat is the largest bat species
Batman is the largest bat
SOVIETS ARE RED
MiG WAS A SOVIET PLANE MANUFACTRER
BATMAN IS A COMMIE
PROTECT YA’ MOTHERLAND HOMIE