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April 2015

“She took my god damn mountain dew!”—Jessica
Apr 25, 2015 7 notes
Apr 25, 2015 170 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff

I think I made this blog on July 16, 2014, so we should have around 5,000 by the 1 year anniversary of my blog.

Apr 25, 2015 3 notes
Apr 25, 2015 467 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Apr 24, 2015 5 notes
Apr 24, 2015 3 notes
What's your favorite position in sex?

Cow girl, or reverse cowgirl, I cant remember which is which, whichever is the one where the girl faces you.

Apr 24, 2015 5 notes
Apr 24, 2015 112 notes
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Apr 24, 2015 115 notes
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I'm not trying to seem offensive here, but who's the girl you keep talking about? Is she your girlfriend?

She’s a girl I met last year, I liked her since I met her, and as I became friends with her, I fell in love with her, now she is everything to me.

Apr 24, 2015 4 notes
Apr 24, 2015 13 notes
Could I make a request for airtight?

Remember? I don’t do requests.

Apr 23, 2015 1 note
Apr 23, 2015 16 notes

It’s funny, I feel like crap today, soar thoat, achey back, weak, headache, congestion, lethargia, cold chills, but when I stopped her, put my and on her shoulder, and said happy birthday, and she smiled at me, I felt great, perfect, like I had no ailment, then a little while later I felt like shit again, but either way, seing her beautiful smile, and being in her presence, made me feel great while I was suffering.

Apr 23, 2015 3 notes
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Apr 23, 2015 224 notes
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I think she seemed happy with the gifts I gave her (mostly money, and a couple other things I already mentioned in the past) I also gave her a card, in letter form (I have horrible hand writing so I had to type it, so I made a manuscript of it)

Apr 23, 2015 2 notes
So as I read you met your girl in August of 2015??? How is that posible? ? Are you a time traveler

I meant august of 2014, that, or I met her 4030 years ago, in 2015 BCE, either one is a good answer.

Apr 23, 2015 2 notes

Today is the most beautiful girl ever’s birthday!

Apr 23, 2015 5 notes
#everyone's entitled to thier opinion #please don't unfollow me #my opinion is the right one

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP unless you don’t like coffee like me.

Apr 22, 2015 4 notes
Apr 22, 2015 33 notes
When did you first meet the girl you love?

August 20th 2015 (I only remember because that’s Robert Plant’s birthday, not because I’m a creep)

Apr 22, 2015 6 notes

You should totally send asks about the girl I love.

Apr 22, 2015
Apr 22, 2015 2 notes
Apr 22, 2015 64 notes
#furry #yiff #furry yiff
Apr 22, 2015 301 notes
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The best part of Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is when he says “Bye and bye baby, it’s been sweet love, yeah yeah” (I am quoting that straight from Google play music)

Every time it plays that I sing along.

Apr 22, 2015 1 note

Who wants to tell the girl I love happy birthday for tomorrow?

Apr 22, 2015 2 notes
“I want spanish batman to take my virginity”—Me
Apr 22, 2015 6 notes

In 19 days I got 170 emails, only 15 spam ones, 155 legit ones. This is why I don’t give my email on my blog. I don’t want to go from 170 to 1,700

Apr 21, 2015 2 notes

It’s all fun and games until someone loses thier virginity, that’s when it gets really fun.

Apr 21, 2015 9 notes

I hate when I try to explain something and it gets confusing.

Apr 21, 2015 3 notes

Being the most popular person I know of personally (by that I mean of the people I know in person, I am the most popular, mostly online) I know the struggle because I’m most popular for being a well armed smartass furry.

Apr 21, 2015 2 notes

Nude carwashes

Nude, alcohol free, eating establishment (drunk homies are pretty rowdy)

Nude dentist

Nude clothes shop

Nude indoor beach

Nude socialist republic

Nude aerosol can factory

Nude shooting ranges

Nude old timey elementary school

Nude church

Nude nutron reactor

Nude airforce

Nude airline

Nude snow shoveling

Nude lumberjacking

Nude communism

Nude eating contest

Nude state fair

Nude fast food restaurant

Nude shooting range

Nude recruiting office

Nude IT specialists

Nude mechanic

Nude synogauge

Nude pediatrition

Nude lawnmower

Nude hardware store

Nude DMV

Nude library

If you start any of those pay me for giving you the idea

Apr 21, 2015 12 notes

I wonder how many of my follwers are famous… Like seriously, are any of you famous actors or athletes? MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU YIFFING? TELL ME!

Apr 21, 2015 3 notes

Why do all love songs that mention hair talk about long blonde hair? I’m in love with a short haired brunette girl. I can’t relate to that! MAKE A SONG THAT MENTIONS HAIR LIKE THAT! If that song you make is rock and decent, say I Inspired you, not for bragging rights, I just like to be appreciated.

Apr 21, 2015
Joke I made for a card I made for the girl I love that I later found out already existed because bitches be taking my ideas before I get them.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cow.

Cow who?

No, cow moo, owl who.

Apr 21, 2015 2 notes
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Apr 21, 2015 128 notes
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So is the girl you're after with another guy or what?

Her love life is sort of confusing, I’m pretty sure she does at the moment.

Apr 21, 2015
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Apr 21, 2015 60 notes
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Apr 21, 2015 40 notes
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Remember how I’m in love with that girl? My friend Alejandro is in love with this other girl, and he calls her his girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend, you though I was bad.

Apr 21, 2015 6 notes

I’m Italian, my favorite food is pizza, and I move my hands alot when I talk.

I also run whiskey, shoot at rival mobsters, drive a 1922 Packard convertible, and carry an M1921 Thompson.

The second part may be exadurated a teeny bit

Apr 20, 2015 6 notes

Why blaze it when you can glaze it?

Apr 20, 2015 11 notes
#MOTHA FUCKIN DONUTS
Batman is a communist (but we love him)

Batman

He is larger than all other bats, like a foxbat

Foxbats are the largest bat species

The red fox is the largest fox

RED fox

FOXBAT

Foxbat is a MiG fighter

MiG Foxbats are pre 1991 russian planes

Red fox is the largest fox

Foxbat is the largest bat species

Batman is the largest bat

SOVIETS ARE RED

MiG WAS A SOVIET PLANE MANUFACTRER

BATMAN IS A COMMIE

PROTECT YA’ MOTHERLAND HOMIE

Apr 20, 2015 10 notes
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