The best part of Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is when he says “Bye and bye baby, it’s been sweet love, yeah yeah” (I am quoting that straight from Google play music)
Every time it plays that I sing along.
Who wants to tell the girl I love happy birthday for tomorrow?
In 19 days I got 170 emails, only 15 spam ones, 155 legit ones. This is why I don’t give my email on my blog. I don’t want to go from 170 to 1,700
It’s all fun and games until someone loses thier virginity, that’s when it gets really fun.
I hate when I try to explain something and it gets confusing.
Being the most popular person I know of personally (by that I mean of the people I know in person, I am the most popular, mostly online) I know the struggle because I’m most popular for being a well armed smartass furry.
Nude carwashes
Nude, alcohol free, eating establishment (drunk homies are pretty rowdy)
Nude dentist
Nude clothes shop
Nude indoor beach
Nude socialist republic
Nude aerosol can factory
Nude shooting ranges
Nude old timey elementary school
Nude church
Nude nutron reactor
Nude airforce
Nude airline
Nude snow shoveling
Nude lumberjacking
Nude communism
Nude eating contest
Nude state fair
Nude fast food restaurant
Nude shooting range
Nude recruiting office
Nude IT specialists
Nude mechanic
Nude synogauge
Nude pediatrition
Nude lawnmower
Nude hardware store
Nude DMV
Nude library
If you start any of those pay me for giving you the idea
I wonder how many of my follwers are famous… Like seriously, are any of you famous actors or athletes? MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU YIFFING? TELL ME!
Why do all love songs that mention hair talk about long blonde hair? I’m in love with a short haired brunette girl. I can’t relate to that! MAKE A SONG THAT MENTIONS HAIR LIKE THAT! If that song you make is rock and decent, say I Inspired you, not for bragging rights, I just like to be appreciated.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
No, cow moo, owl who.
Her love life is sort of confusing, I’m pretty sure she does at the moment.
Remember how I’m in love with that girl? My friend Alejandro is in love with this other girl, and he calls her his girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend, you though I was bad.
I’m Italian, my favorite food is pizza, and I move my hands alot when I talk.
I also run whiskey, shoot at rival mobsters, drive a 1922 Packard convertible, and carry an M1921 Thompson.
The second part may be exadurated a teeny bit
Why blaze it when you can glaze it?
Batman
He is larger than all other bats, like a foxbat
Foxbats are the largest bat species
The red fox is the largest fox
RED fox
FOXBAT
Foxbat is a MiG fighter
MiG Foxbats are pre 1991 russian planes
Red fox is the largest fox
Foxbat is the largest bat species
Batman is the largest bat
SOVIETS ARE RED
MiG WAS A SOVIET PLANE MANUFACTRER
BATMAN IS A COMMIE
PROTECT YA’ MOTHERLAND HOMIE
I have 4 dogs and 2 horses
Yay!
*raises hand* you’re anon, do I ignore you?
Isn’t that what all yiff blogs do? Almost none of them make thier own, they normally get it from other blogs, and that’s what I do, then I save the pics I personally like, and give them to my followers who appearently have the same taste, so while you go around on anon whining like a bitch, I’ll stay here posting yiff.
I saw an ad for VWs
The offer expired 4/30/15
Hitler (as far as us, the KGB, SS, and Bundswehr are concened) died on 4/30
Coincedence? I think not.
Hitler founded VW and designed the beetle with help from ferdinand porsche.
Hitler EXPIRED on APRIL THIRTIETH
SHIT AIN’T ILLUMINATI
THIS SHIT’S
ILLUMUNAZI
The yiff photosets with more than 2 pics are what happens when I get lazy.
Not the worst, I saw a hummingbird for the first time (they’re not to common i southwest florida).
I don’t think we’ll get to 5,000 followers by july, but maybe we can, or we could set our sights on 4,500, I’m at 4,277 at the moment, so tell your children, parents, grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, siblings, bosses, associates, neices, nephews, dictators, clients, clones, aliens, and neighbors (as long as they’re over 18 ;))
Pros:
-NO ONE fucks with you
-EVERYONE respects you
-Make friends
-Fun to use
-Boom boom boom
-stabby stab stabby slice slice
-you can protect yourself easily
Cons:
-bullets are expensive
-knives get dull
-the best stuff costs the most
I think it’s funny when people think they’re bad ass because of some crappy ass decorative knife, and then I show them one of my real big knives or bayonets or machetes or guns and they’re like ‘oh…’
I bet you won’t even…
Hold my beer!
I bet that gun’s not even loaded!
I can outrun those lions.
It’s called RAT poison for a reason.
Get these damn snakes off of me!
My hands are 8.5 inches long, and I am 5'11 only weigh around 134, my hands are fucking huge. I can almost put my hands all of the way around a soda can, the girl I love, her hands only come half way up my fingers, she’s like a year older than me, but either way, I could do alot with my hands if I was good at anything other than being sorta smart, shooting, and running a porn blog.
When I was in 6th grade I was 5’ 160 pounds and I needed a damn diet. Now I look like I need a damn porkchop.
A shoutout to the homies out there who are less than 5" hard.
I most likely won’t get to see her on her birthday, so I’ll give her a card on wednesday (her birthday is the 23rd aka thursday)
One day I’m going to post all of my knives and guns and that sort if stuff in a pic, how does that sound?
Anyone wanna send some asks about my preferences in women?
Why do cops beat, shoot at, and taze criminals then be all like “watch your head”