I broke 2,000 notes on one of my non-yiff posts!
I didn’t see a single pic that I should post today.
If any of you on this 18+ blog are 18+ and still in highschool, for your graduation quote, quote Mike Tyson, be all like “I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat thier children” trust me you’ll gain the respect of your classmates.
“There must be some kind of way out of here, ”
Said the joker to the thief,
“There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief.
Business men – they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line
Know what any of it is worth.”
“No reason to get excited, ”
The thief – he kindly spoke,
“There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I we’ve been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
The hour’s getting late.”
All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare-foot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey.
I know a lot of songs, but the only led zeppelin song I can play is Stairway to Heaven, which is, like, super clicéd, and a lot of the time I fuck that up.
How to get over fear if needles: obscene face tattoos
Gonna look at guns tomorrow, I only have 72 dollars or so, 40 in my account, and 32 in my wallet, and change somewhere, so it’ll be a while before I spend it.
On my Sicilian side, I am German, Roman, Arabic, and Northern Mediteranian African, which doesn’t make me black it makes me mediteranian, I’m still pretty damn white even though arabic is a race, but it does make me African American.
I’ll just do in multiple categories. My favorite gun is the StG44 (that’s why I have the .22 StG44, real ones are very very expensive) my favorite bolt action rifle is a K98, my favorite semi-auto only rifle is a FA91 or a G43, my favorite shotgun is either a Browning A5, a Winchester 1897, Winchester 870, or a Mossberg 500 with wood hardware, my favorite pistols are P1 (P38s also, but they’re the same) my Zastava M57, a Springfield M1911, a Colt SA Army peacemaker, a M1860 Army, or a S&W Model 29, my favorite LMG is an MG42 or BAR, my favorite SMGs are UZI MP1s, MP40s, M1921 thompson, assault rifles, like I’m sure you’ve already guessed are the StG44 and G3, my favorite PDW is either a P90 or a Knight PDW, heavy machine gun would be the M2 Browning, auto cannon M60/M61 vulcan or hotchkiss 20, blackpowder would be M1860 army, Anti-meterial rifle would be an Anzio Ironworks 20mm, my favorite Lever gun (lever action rifle) is my Marlin Model 57 (my grandfather gave it to me when I was 12, and we still go out to shoot sometimes, but he normally just brings his pistols, he has 30 something guns) my favorite recolless rifle are those ones mounted on motorized wagons, my favorite cannon is a MK40, my favorite rocket launcher is a RPG (which isn’t a grenade launcher, people think it stands for Rocket Propelled Grenade, it is translations of the cryllic russian letters and actually stands for Handheld Anti Tank Rocket Launcer if you translate it to english) my favorite grenade launcer is the M79, and that’s all of the guns I feel like listing.
Someone sent fanmail reguarding her and my best friend, while they are both girls, they are not the same girl.
Saw this random porn video with my best friend (her and I didn’t watch it), and it looked like a legit hooker, but that may have been because of the low production values, the dude picked her up, and he payed her in money from Zimbabwe (the country my $100,155,048,000,000 is from) and she actually took it, so either it was a crappy fake hooker video, or a funny real and stupid hooker video
I’m just setting my sights on being friends with her, I still love her more than anything, and my world still revolves around her, but I know she’ll probrobly never date me, I took my chances, tried to get with her, got turned down, and I really don’t want to lose a friend like her.
How to escape from prison in 2 easy steps
1 shrink to a very small size, and become very fast and don’t get crushed and be able to go back to your normal self
2 escape then don’t get caught afterwards
I hope this helps you.
I just found a 20! Yay!
I average like 14 followers a day, and I’ve been running this blog for 331 days! Almost a year, wow, it feels like such a small amount of time.
Woah! I just started this blog, almost 11 months ago.
I do not have my CCL as I am under the age of 21, but a .45 is one of the most effective rounds, and makes a sufficient carry caliber, and I’ll probrobly buy and carry a Springfield M1911 (Springfield 1911s being higer quality than colt)
I think bugs are cool, I have no problem with any insect arachnid, or anything else like that, but if it can fly, I’ll probrobly be pretty creeped out by it, and if it’s a wasp, I’m fucking out.
I like how people assume weapons and money make bad people, and I collect weapons, money, and a few other things, and I’ve been told by multiple people that I am one of the nicest, most gentile people they know.
People say if you drive a huge truck are compensating for a small penis, what are people who drive smart cars compensating for? A huge one?
Two wrongs don’t make a right
But two Wrights make a plane.
AC’s out, can’t go anywhere, all of the people I know within walking distance aren’t home, the girl I love won’t respond to my texts, it’s hot as hell, and humid outside, there are stinging/biting insects everwhere, tumblr won’t load images, and I don’t really want to message anyone other than her. And along with that, all I have to drink is bad iced tea, tap water, flat soda, bad milk, and cranberry juice (which I think is nasty), and I can’t really go to the store until tomorrow, I feel like today’s totally gonna be a great day, guitar for 6 hours here I come.
As I’ve said before, Led Zeppelin is my favorite band, and all of my love is my favorite song by led zeppelin