As a furry, I, (your name), will always be nervous when I let someone borrow my phone or go through my phone gallery.
When you want to show someone something you posted on tumblr…
Then you remember you post mostly yiff…
After you open tumblr…
I don’t do requests to make that clear
And trust almost anyone I have ever drawn for,
By the time it is done, you’ll be a rotting old person.
When you’re bored as fuck, so you’re masturbating, and you start to almost cum, then you slow down, get your shit together for a few seconds then go right back at it
I think it is the colors and fur+tails in general. Also the fact the bodies are close to perfect since they are not real bodies.
Don’t hate on furries
Not all of us yiff
In fact most of us don’t yiff
And some furries will even tell you that yiffers and furries aren’t the same
You can even think of normal, non yiffing furries as people who like cartoons
I mean, look at bugs bunny he is an animal with a humanlike body
And with yiffers, most of us like yiff because of the human like bodies
Most of us aren’t really attracted to the faces
And still if you don’t like yiff
Or furries… for some reason…
Just think of it this way
Hate the art, not the artist, or viewer of said art (for lack of a better word)
Recap
Don’t hate all of us unless you’re an asshole.
I tried to post 200 pics, but keepsafe didn’t want to unhide 127 of the pics, so you get 73.
This is a blog fo’ ma tumblr peeps,
I’ll start posting stuff as I get it, sound like a plan?
Yell the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails to your person from far away
Trust me, you’ll be classy as fuck
I know, “shut the hell up we want are porn!” I’ll post some yiff (and maybe some non yiff) in morning
Litterally,
A pet person.
They’d have a cage if they were bad
They’d go around my house completely nude, all of the time unless I have company
We’d play around
And they’d be a human, so we’d ‘play around too’
And we’d cuddle
And I’d pet them
And they’d get rewards for being good
And they’d call me master
And they’d wear a collar, and maybe a tail
And I’d give them baths
And take them for walks in the back yard
And I’d let them sleep on my bed with me if they behave
And they’d eat like a normal person
And we’d go out like normal people
But at home they’d be my pet.
Am I the only person who thinks anal is sorta gross?
Pros:
-I’m a kinky fucker
-I love foreplay
-Cuddling is the best
-I’ll never cheat on you
-I’ll destroy those who stand in your way
-I like animals
-I’ll try anything
-I can draw so/so
-I’m good with a gun
-I know a couple Zippo lighter tricks
-I am a somewhat okay IT guy
-I’ll play with you
-I won’t eat the last slice of pizza
-I’m considerate
-I am a pretty decent cook
-I’m very flirty
Cons:
-I am sort of annoying
-I am an insomniac
-I talk loudly
-I suck at long distance relationships
-I message people too much sometimes
-I curse like a TruckDriving-Sailor
(for two people)
Roll two dice
Whoeve get a higher # takes off an article of the other persons clothing
Whoever gets a lower # sit there and look pretty
If you get the same # make out
Whoever still has clothes on after the other person is nude, do a strip tease!
I have recieved a few death threats lately
I don’t care, I collect various weapons
But anyways a couple of these people want to know my info
-Name: X_Fox
-Adress: 1234 Fuck Off Dr.
-Phone #: 1-800-FUC-KOFF
-Sex: I have posted pics of my dick.
-My IP adress (they think they’re hackers): 4, my ip adress is 4.
And now for the Q/A part
Q “why are you such a fag”
A I’m straight
Q “kill yourself”
A That’s not a question
Q “do you suck dick”
A No
Q “why do you fuck animals”
A a yiffer is not the same as a zoophile, get your shit together
Q “I bet you are 12 years old”
A still not a question, but for a 12 year old I sure am tall, probrobly because I’m not 12
And lastly, requests
I don’t take requests, but I will answer these ones as if they were commands
“Kill yourself”
No.
“Kiss my ass”
And you’re calling ME a fag?
“Fuck you”
Again, refer to the last response
“Drink bleach”
The jug says no
“Shoot yourself”
The manuals all say no.
“Suck my dick”
WTF bro?
“I hope you die”
Not a request, but, hey, we all have our hopes and dreams.
I’m a pro tattoo artist
I’ll ink you up
I have black, blue, and red sharpies
*seductive wink*
*overly seductive wink*
When I say abs on a girl aren’t attractive I’m not being sexist, abs are wierd
Same with really really really veiny muscular people, you can be muscular without looking like some person with a medical condition
…unless you have a medical or mental condition that causes these things…
…if so, I hope you get better…
Carry on.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
You fuck with me you’ll get away with it
You fuck with my crush, I collect weapons, I know how to use google, and I know your name.