Well, I’m glad he didn’t
I JUST FOUND A PRAYING MANTIS IN MY KITCHEN
I’ve only ever seen 1 other one on Florida like last year, and one in Ohio when I was like 7 or 8
I took him outside
I was to concerned thinking
‘do these bite/can they fly’ to take a picture
But yeah, I guess that was pretty cool.
I’d rather not say her name to people on tumblr, because her name’s not to common, and I don’t want people bothering her, know what I mean?
“I’d give my life to spend it with her.”
-X_Fox, yesterday
1. She is the most beautiful being ever
2. Every thing she does is magic
3. I’d kill for her
4. I’d die for her
5. If you hurt her you better hope I don’t have a gun on me
6. I would so absolutely anything for her as long as it wouldn’t harm her
7. If she likes it, everyone should like it
8. I’ll give her anything
9. She’s amazing
10. She’s perfect
11. I’d kill for her
12. She’s beautiful
13. She’s perfect
14. I love her
15. She’s perfect
16. Every little thing she does is magic
17. I feel great around her
18. You hurt her, I hurt you
19. She’s the best
20. I love being around her
21. She is the best
22. There are no words to describe how perfect she is
23. She’s perfect
24. She has a beautiful face
25. She has an amazing body
26. She has perfect boobs
27. I’m a boob guy, but dat ass
28. I would love to cuddle with her
29. She is the best person ever
30. She’d probrobly think I was wierd for writing 50 things about her
31. I'v voulenteered to beat people’s asses over her, and I’d actually beat thier asses if she wanted me to
32. I’ll give her anything
33. I’d give my life to spend it with her
34. She’s the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be (Iris by the goo goo dolls reference)
35. She’s got the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen
36. She’s got a great laugh
37. I love to hear her talk
38. I think it’s adorable when she laughs so hard that she snorts
39. I’d do everything for her (that wouldn’t hurt her)
40. I don’t care if she friendzones me, as long as I can be with her
41. Sometimes I can’t understand what she says because I think too hard about her
42. I love her more than anyone else
43. I think about her more than anyone esle
44. I care about her more than I care about myself
45. If something happened to her I’d die (litterally)
46. She is smarter than me
47. I love when she plays around with me, because I can play around back
48. She’s a sorta tomboy, and she’s less of a sub than me
49. She’s the strongest girl I know, but she is still small and graceful
50. She is the most perfect being in all of existance
I guess you could say that.
People born in April are the greatest FYI *sticks out tounge playfully*
I’m almost to 4,000
(in reality I am almost at 3,500, I need 504 before I get to 4,000)
When you want to ask someone something
But you completely forget because you’re to busy thinking
“OMG OMG OMG SHE’S TALKING TO ME (like almost every week day) OMFG! THIS IS SO SPECIAL! THIS IS GREAT!”
The only commitment issue I have is WAY to much commitment
But not to a level where I’m dangerous
Unless the person in question wants me to be dangerous
I kinda just keep my thoughts bubbled up inside while around people
Then I blabber on to a couple of my closest internet friends until they want me to shut the fuck up
Killing a bad guy doesn’t make you a hero
Protecting the innocent makes you a hero
Hitler killed himself, that doesn’t make him a hero.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ‘round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
What’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I watched with glee
While your kings and queensFought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
“;Who killed the Kennedys?”;
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners, saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
A sudden realization just hit me
Soviet Bloc countries (and alot of other southern European countries) love them some cosmoline
I ordered a K98 from SFR Yugolsavia
Mineral oil here I come!
Yesterday I spent some time with her, and I jokingly told her that “roses are red, foxes are clever, you have a nice butt, let me touch it forever” and she laughed, and we talked some, and she gave me a really long hug, if she didn’t have a boyfriend I’d make a move on her.
Lets play house, you be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long.
Rock, mostly 70s
I havn’t done pokémon since I was little, so, PICACHU!
Look into my eyes – you will see
What you mean to me.
Search your heart, search your soul
And when you find me there you’ll search no more.
Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for.
You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for.
You know it’s true:
Everything I do, I do it for you.
Look into your heart – you will find
There’s nothin’ there to hide.
Take me as I am, take my life.
I would give it all, I would sacrifice.
Don’t tell me it’s not worth fightin’ for
I can’t help it, there’s nothin’ I want more
You know it’s true:
Everything I do, I do it for you, oh, yeah.
There’s no love like your love
And no other could give more love.
There’s nowhere unless you’re there
All the time, all the way, yeah.
Look into your heart, baby…
Oh, you can’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for.
I can’t help it, there’s nothin’ I want more.
Yeah, I would fight for you, I’d lie for you,
Walk the wire for you, yeah, I’d die for you.
You know it’s true:
Everything I do, oh, I do it for you.
Everything I do, darling.You will see it’s true.
You will see it’s true.Yeah!
Search your heart and your soul
You can’t tell it’s not worth dying for
I’ll be there
I’d walk the fire for you
I’d die for you
Oh, yeah.
I’m going all the time, all the way.
Well people I know in person, and tumblr have made me decide to make an Instagram
It is _x_fox because they wouldn’t allow X_Fox
Do whatever you want with that info
Like I have said, I don’t do requests, and I am straight. I’ll start answering SOME anons…
Have you ever had someone you don’t like tell you your music sucks, and then you just want to punch them?
Where I live almost everyone listens to spanish music and rap, so I get that feeling a lot.
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and they’re all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door I must have it painted black
Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts
It’s not easy facing up when your whole world is black
No more will my green sea gord turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,..I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!
Hmm, hmm, hmm…
Yesterday I checked my tumblr mid day to see if I had gotten to 3,333, I had 3,334
Ragequit.
Guess who just ordered a K98
Everyone’s favorite tumblr account called x-fox because I couldn’t use underscores to put my actual name! X_Fox!
I am not saying I’m your favorite
Unless I am
I am saying I am your favorite one of the ones called (My Name) because I’m the only one
Sorry for over clearifying
Have you ever wanted to be with someone forever
Spend your life with them
Give everything to them
Live for them, and die for them…
But you can’t?
Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say.
And if you do this
It will help you some sunny day.
Take your time… Don’t live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
Go find a woman and you’ll find love,
And don’t forget son,
There is someone up above.
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Baby, be a simple kind of man.
Oh won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?
Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Baby, be a simple kind of man.
Oh won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?
Boy, don’t you worry.
You’ll find yourself.
Follow your heart,
And nothing else.
You can do this,
If you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.
Baby, be a simple, be a simple man
Oh, be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Troubles will come…
And they will pass.
”—Lynyrd Skynyrd