Zombies aren’t a oxymoron or a contradiction, they’re living people who used to be dead, and zombies are real, because there are a lot of people who’ve been revived.
It’s amazing that after only 20 days of not seeing someone, that I can miss her so much. So nuch that I would do anything to see her again. Someone I’ve only known for less than a year, and I can manage to miss her so much I can’t even function, so much that a text from her makes me jump up and down and dance around with joy. God I love her
How are you all liking the non-yiff porn?
It’s a little less than 18 dollars for me and her to ice skate, so I can spend 31 on lunch for the two of us.
They say gonorrhea makes your urine burn
They say putting a sleeping person’s hand in warm water makes you urinate
They say putting your hand in cold water then molten lead it doesn’t burn you
So what happens if you go to sleep with your hand in molten lead if you have gonorrhea?
The answer is, your urine stops burning, duh.
272 followers until 5,000
1. Do it for the girl (even if she’s a guy)
2. Don’t get caught
3. Don’t get VD (don’t sleep with sluts/ prostitutes)
4. Don’t die if not neccicary
5. Ignore minor meaningless mistakes
6. You can’t change the past, shit happens
7. If you see a celebrity, try to make pleasent conversation like “I like your shoes” not “you kicked butt in that new movie”
8. Assert your feelings
9. Emphasize your qualities, but don’t brag.
10. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer (so you can stab them)
After her and I go ice skating, I’m gonna buy her lunch.
Not going to the movies anymore, we’re planning on going ice skating
Nothing that a few pounds of silver and a gun can’t solve.
Yo, any of you live in Tampa? I’m curious to see how many of my followers live in Tampa like me.
On facebook I am probrobly pretty annoying, I can’t talk about her, because I’m friends with her, and she’d know I was talking about her, because she knows I’m in love with her, I can’t post a lot of the pics on my phone for obvious reasons, so it’s corny jokes, pointless rambling, random guitar, and stupid pictures.
Short haired green eyed white guy + Short haired brown eyed white looking girl = Hopelessly in love short haired green eyed white guy who gets to see a movie with the Short haired brown eyed white looking girl
310 followers away from 5,000!
I was trying to look for a way to cut my hair other than high and tight (I wear it like the marine corps or navy because that’s what I’m used to) and I ended up looking at short haired girls for 2 hours.
I’m taking her to the movie theater at the mall, don’t know when yet, that’s up to her, but yeah.
I don’t lik buying games, I got BeamNG.Drive when it was $20, but thats the only steam game I have, I thought about buying Westerado: Double Barreled, but I am saving for a gun, and I’m gonna spend some money taking a certain girl I know to the movies, I think Westerado is 15, which is also more than 10.
I may be 5'11 and only 125 pounds, but I can still put down a double cheese burger, large fry, and a whole medium domino’s pizza.
I asked her if she wants to go see a movie, and she said yes! Yay! You can’t comprehend how happy I am right now! She said yeah, bit she’s busy this week, and I said I can do it the week after next if she wants, but yay!
Start making donations to me so I can see this please!
I get a lot of rude messages saying I don’t love her, and that I only think she’s “hot” (it’s in quotation marks because that’s the word most people use)
I don’t love her because she’s “hot”
I love her AND she’s beautiful.
You wouldn’t guess by my blog, but I like the SFW furry art more, I like the happy, cute, cuddly, artsy part of the fandom, where you can make friends and be happy, plus I am a big animal person.
I don’t do requests, but to be honest, I kinda did like to be called foxy, I can get used to that.