What’s Whiney Huston’s favorite coordination?
Hannnddd eyyyYYYYYyyyyeeee
Or cocaine, they’re both acceptable.
-While using tumblr
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I lit up from Reno
I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn’t get to sleep that night
Till the morning came around
I set out running but I’ll take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
I ran into the Devil, babe
He loaned me twenty bills
I spent that night in Utah
In a cave up in the hills
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
I ran down to the levee
But the Devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill
And he vanished in the air
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail
Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail
Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
The first one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me
I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight
As a borderline dyslexic and an insomniac, I wonder why I don’t stay awake at night conpemplating in there’s a dog or not.
I can’t hang out with her this week, I have to wait until monday or tuesday, and if we can’t hang out those days, I’ll have to wait until the next week.
I found out that when you are all like “yo, this is me, I am in this body, I love that person, I am this person, this is my life” or when you just start thinking of how existance is just ever so meaningless and how the universe is infinate, or anything like that, it is a symptom of anxiety
Fun NASA story
During the cold war we had so many Titan II Nuclear ICBMs laying around that we removed the warheads, and used the rocket and a landing capsule as manned moonships and manned orbiting craft
So, basiacly, some astronauts rode fucking nukes. Fuck you soviet union. You have soyuz rockets? WELL WE’VE GOT DAMN NUKE RIDING SPACE COWBOYS
Sometimes I get to a level of stress and anxiety so large, all I want to do is bury my face in her neck or chest and hold her tight, and never let go.
FYI when I say chest I’m not saying that because of her breasts, I’m not being sexual this time.
Subarashii chin chin mono Kintama no kami aru Sore no oto sarubobo? Iie! Ninja ga imasu Hey hey let’s go! kenka suru Taisetsu na mono o protect my balls Boku ga warui so let’s fighting Let’s fighting love Let’s fighting love Kono uta chotto baka Wake ga wakaranai Eigo ga mecha kucha Daijōbu, we do it all the time Hey hey let’s go! kenka suru Taisetsu na mono o protect my balls Boku ga warui so let’s fighting Let’s fighting love Let’s fighting love
I’ve said before, I don’t take requests.
Guys, seriously, I love her, and that’s not going to change, I love her so much it litterally hurts, you telling me I should get over her isn’t going to work.
I may try to make a 1 mile shot with my K98 or M91-30, I can shoot 3" groups at 100 yards with an AR-15 standing, so 1,760 shouldn’t be hard with a rifle whose sights go up to 1.2 miles. I’d be sitting on my ass leg up, other leg on that, barrel rested on my leg, right hand on the bottom of the stock near my chest, left hand on the small of the stock, squeezing the trigger slowly (I’m a lefty), exhale, and boom
I’ll use new made ammo, probrobly Remmington, Winchester, or Sellier & Bolet, I’ll pick the best of the box (all bullets are different)
I’d set up the sights accordingly, take the first shot to see where it hits, adjust, and try to hit the target with the last 4 rounds.
I’ll probrobly use a rock or post or something as a target
I’ve hit casings at 300, so 1,760 shouldn’t be hard with a ~1'x1’ target
How does all of that sound?
There’s a girl I know, she’s dated the same guy several times, he always breaks up with her, or cheats on her, and she still gets back with him willingly, isn’t that fucking stupid? (not the girl I love, but one of her friends)
Have you ever just been like “I love this person so much I want to be in the friend zone just so I can be around them”
I hate how fucking clicéd pickup lines are, why the fuck don’t people try to get creative or playful? I try to be smooth but playful, like when I hit on the girl I love (playfully because I know she has a boyfriend) I’ll say some cute shit like “roses are red, foxes are clever, you have a nice butt, let me touch it forever” or something like “Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van” and she can tell I’m hitting on her, but she can tell I’m not just being some loser who just wants her body and is gonna say some stupid stuck up shit, so she doesn’t get mad, and if you use these playful pickup lines and cute short poems with your crush (if you have a chance with them (I don’t really have one, but I might as well try)) she, or he might date you, or atleast be better friends with you.
There are very few people who actually murrsuit, there are many people who watch it, but almost no one owns a murrsuit.
On the street where you live girls talk about their social lives
They’re made of lipstick, plastic and paint, a touch of sable in their eyes
All your life all you’ve asked when’s your daddy gonna talk to you
You were living in another world tryin’ to get your message through.
No one heard a single word you said.
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your heart.
Ooh, she’s a little runaway.
Daddy’s girl learned fast
All those things he couldn’t say.
Ooh, she’s a little runaway.
A different line every night guaranteed to blow your mind
See you out on the streets, call me for a wild time
So you sit home alone cause theres nothing left that you can do
There’s only pictures hung in the shadows left there to look at you
You know she likes the lights at nights on the neon broadway signs
She don’t really mind, it’s only love she hoped to find
Ooh, she’s a little runaway.
Daddy’s girl learned fast
All those things he couldn’t say.
Ooh, she’s a little runaway.
No one heard a single word she said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your heart
Ooh, she’s a little runaway
Daddy’s girl learned fast
All those things he couldnt say
Ooh, she’s a little runaway
Daddy’s girl learned fast
Now she works the night away
Ooh, she’s a little runaway
Daddy’s girl learned fast
All those things he couldn’t say
Ooh, she’s a little runaway
Daddy’s girl learned fast
Now she works the night away
Would yiff legally be considered porn, because paintings of naked people, or sex, aren’t considered porn.
Very few people do it, a lot of people buy it, but less than 1% of fursuiters do it, and only about 12% of furries have fursuits.
I wouln’t do it, and almost no one does.
Solo female.
You should totally ask me “inappropriate” questions!
I didn’t get to ask her