I didn’t fall in love with her because she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, I fell in love with the the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She’s even more beautiful on the inside, than she is on the outside.
All of the free cocaine.
Or maybe I check my phone in the morning when I wake up, if you think I have no life, why do you keep coming back to my blog and bitching? You know you can just, like, not go on my blog if you don’t like me.
I have a life, a very diverse social life tens of thousands of dollars in various antique weapons and money, a friend ship with the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, various social and vocational skills, a wide knowledge base, a professionally recorded 143 IQ and I’m still able to get 4,776 followers. You’re over here complaing about my blog like a little bitch, I think it’s you who needs to get a life.
It’s 5:16 and I have to wake up at 7. Less than 1hour 44 minutes of sleep, classy.
I wonder if the person who invented the tie was trying to hang themselves, but then they were like “wait, this looks nice”
Today was the 1 year aniversery of this blog 4,773 followers in 1 year! I don’t know why I thought the account was made on the 16th, I knew it was July, either way, happy birthday to my blog.
How ‘bout that yiff?
234 followers from 5,000 14 days to go until 1 year (the 16th I think), that’s pretty good I guess.
I uploaded those 4 pics successfully, only one didn’t work, I got it from tumblr, but I can’t post it on tumblr, seems legit.
Thigh gaps don’t make you skinny, I’m 5'11 125 pounds, and at the moment, shirtless, all of my ribs are visible, and my thighs touch.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don’t have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don’t have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don’t Have to go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay ay
Baby please don’t go.
When I read the letter you wrote, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the words that it told me, it made me sad sad sad.
But I still love you so, I can’t let you go
I love you- ooh baby I love you.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Every breath I take oh oh oh oh oh
Every move I make oh oh oh oh oh
Baby please don’t go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
You hurt me to my soul ay ay ay ay ay
You hurt me to my soul ay ay ay ay ay
Darling please don’t go.
When I read the letter you sent me, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the news that it broke, it made me sad sad sad.
But I still love you so, and I can’t let you go
I love you- ooh baby I love ya.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don’t have to go oh oh oh oh
You don’t have to go oh oh oh oh
Aw Baby, babe Please Please Please Please
Ah uh ah uh ah ah baby
Ah Uh I still love you baby
Ooh Ooh, ooh ohh, ooh ooh Darling
Oh Oh-wo Aw baby I still love you so
Aw baby I still love you so oh-wo ooh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah (fire)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah oh (fire)
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ooooh (fire) yeah
Oh Baby, Baby
I tried to make 4 uploads today, and none worked.
If I had currency for every time I found currency, I’d have twice the currency than I would have originally received by finding the initial currency
They have a game show where people make a blade from scratch, but why not have one where they machine a gun from scratch? I know someone who can and has done that. It is much more of a challenge, and it would be much cooler
I thought you were talking about from your account, I wasn’t trying to sound like an asshole or anything
Hell, I don’t get stuff from your blog, but you do have a nice blog, I checked it out after I got this (which was like 5 minutes ago)
I was reading about stupid shit people named thier kids, this dude named all of his kids with presedent first OR last names as first names. I’m gonna do the same, if me and a certian girl who’s name starts with an S we’re gonna name our kids after politicians too, we’ll have 5 kids, here will be thier names
Stalin Dylan C.
Hitler Joshua C.
Condeleeza Monique C.
Eisenhower Jacob C.
Joseph Ratzenburger C.
(the C stands for my last name)
If me and her ever get together and have kids, we probrobly won’t have 5, and they probrobly won’t be named wierd names.
You live for the fight when it’s all that you’ve got.
My sister’s puppy barks when he itches himself, and it’s kinda cute until it starts getting annoying.
1. All of My Love - Led Zeppelin
2. All Along The Watch Tower - Jimi Hendrix
3. Lunatic Fringe - Red Rider
4. Anything sung or played by the girl I love (if this was in order it’d be number 1)
5. Take it Easy - The Eagles
6. D'yer Mak'er - Led Zeppelin
7. Blue Collar Man - Styx
8. Burnin’ For You - Blue Öyster Cult
9. Don’t Fear The Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult
10. One - U2
There are way more songs that should have made this list, but 10 is such a small number.
Zombies aren’t a oxymoron or a contradiction, they’re living people who used to be dead, and zombies are real, because there are a lot of people who’ve been revived.
It’s amazing that after only 20 days of not seeing someone, that I can miss her so much. So nuch that I would do anything to see her again. Someone I’ve only known for less than a year, and I can manage to miss her so much I can’t even function, so much that a text from her makes me jump up and down and dance around with joy. God I love her
How are you all liking the non-yiff porn?
It’s a little less than 18 dollars for me and her to ice skate, so I can spend 31 on lunch for the two of us.
They say gonorrhea makes your urine burn
They say putting a sleeping person’s hand in warm water makes you urinate
They say putting your hand in cold water then molten lead it doesn’t burn you
So what happens if you go to sleep with your hand in molten lead if you have gonorrhea?
The answer is, your urine stops burning, duh.
272 followers until 5,000