Okay, so, I was bored, so I was doing accents, I can only do a few (a modern-southern drawl, a vague eastern european sort of thing similar to Polish mixed with Russian, a half assed chicano sort of thing, because Florida, and an okayish Australian accent)
Either way, I was doing the Australian one, like, wow, I can kinda do this, and it sounds convincingish, just occasionally I either say things with my American accent, or fuck up because I try to pronounce something too hard(?) And I started saying the lyrics to songs to try to get better at it
And then I started just saying my thoughts outloud in my fake accents, and I noticed something,
How the fuck do Australians say Bulgaria
Please tell me how Australians say Bulgaria
I will reward you with the most australian thing I can think of, a kangaroo with a mohawk
*sorry about the steriotypical joke at the end, had to, also, kangaroos were on your pennies for a while, so it’s not my fault.
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can
And when it’s time for leavin’
I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a ramblin’ man
My father was a gambler down in Georgia
He wound up on the wrong end of a gun
And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
Rollin’ down highway forty-one
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can
And when it’s time for leavin’
I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a ramblin’ man
I’m on my way to New Orleans this mornin’
I’m leavin’ out of Nashville, Tennessee
They’re always having a good time down on the bayou
Lord, them Delta women think the world of me
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can
And when it’s time for leavin’
I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a ramblin’ man
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
I’ll try to post some today, sorry, sprint kind of sucks, I barely get connection at my own house, and my broadband is out at my house, and I’m lazy and keep putting it off, and I think that’s all of my excuses
Voldemort and Harry start fighting
Harry drops his wand
Voldemort is like eh FUCK YOU MUAHAHAHA
AND THEN HARRY PULLS OUT A GLOCK
Boom. That’s what we call conflict resolution.
Alright, before I get started, I want you to read the whole thing, it’s not going to be crazy long, but, it’s gonna be a little, idk, 2017 clicé? It’s covering a topic that I have been seeing around Ybor, and that’s what I’m going to cover, this is going to be a ramble, but a meaningful ramble, just an FYI
I’ll try to keep stuff where I’m adressing people gender neutral like always, but I’m still going to say dude, and if you don’t like that, SUCK IT UP IT’S 4 LETTERS
(Revision: I said dude, like, once, in all of this (there’s no down arrow so pretend there’s one))
Quick note incase you’re seeing this as a reblog, I post yiff, and some people really dislike furry porn (which is called yiff) so I wouldn’t suggest scrolling through my blog if you decide to message me, also I’ve uploaded dick pics before, so if you don’t want to see those, repeat the above steps.
So, as many of you know I’m straight, so I’m asking for anyone, straight, or from any part of the LGBTQ+ spectrum (get it, spectrum, sorry) to answer, because it’s legitimately bothering me a little bit
The LGBT (I’m cutting then name short because it’s 4:11, and I figured typing a little less would get me to bed a little sooner, even if it’s 2 very representative characters, that I just used 6 lines to explain why I’m keeping it short) flag is traditionally red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple (because people go PURPLE instead of indigo and violet, ROY G. BIV MY DUDES.)
Recently, a new flag has been going around, and around my town, you don’t really see the flag, unless I drive southeast about 10 ot so miles to Ybor, but ybor has a large and awesome LGBT community. I was going to type something here, but I forget what it was, so I’ll get back on to my point
The supposed new LGBT flag is black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple (I’ll just start calling it the BBROYGBP flag, because that’s easier)
The BBro you get it, we’ll keep it even shorter, is also supposed to represent people of different races and ethnicities inside and outside of the LGBT spectrum, as, from what I understand, the flag is supposed to represent everyone, even straight people, like a unity thing (though I prefer to see it as a LGBT only thing, because unifying with those who face the same social issues as you seems more imporant)
Adding black and brown is supposed to bring in race, but there are tons of races, I am white, but I have north african, syrian, and mediteranian on my great grandmother’s side, so that alone is, like, 4 different races, like 2 or 3 could be condensed into something as simple as black and brown (and also I’m white, I look very German, but with olive skin)
Doesn’t adding 2 more colors kind of, like, single people out?
Isn’t that a problem with an idol that’s supposed to unify people (yes, I believe the flag is an idol, because it serves as more than just some measly old flag, like a national flag to a patriot)
Seriously? Why would you want a flag, that is supposed to support unity, singling out specific skin colors?
If you have any reasonings that make more sense than what I’m saying let me know, because I’m really curious about that.
Wellll, I guess it’s 4:30 now, so my rant that has probrobly been going on for close to a half an hour is over, lET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK