Once upon a time there was a toy soldier and he lived in the play room
Once upon a time there was a toy soldier with a whip lash in his hand
And every night little girl sadie would take all her clothes off and wind up the toy soldier and he raised his whip and said
On your knees little sadie
Little sadie on your knees
Taste the whip and love not given likely
Taste the whip and bleed for me
Little sadie loved her little toy soldier
And she run home from school each
Little sadie loved her little toy soldier
And she locked her door so she could play
Little sadie got ambitious
And wound the clockworks so to tighter
So he could whip her harder and harder
On your knees little sadie
Little sadie on your knees
Taste the whip and love might given likely
Taste the whip and bleed for me
One day sadie wound and wound
And wound and wound
And wound and wound
Til suddenly the little toy soldier spring, went…
(ugly, beat her to death)
Ahhhh
Cough, cough, cough
Happy Cinco de Drinko (from someone who doesn’t drink)
I don’t know just where I’m going
But I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
‘Cause it makes me feel like I’m a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I tell you things aren’t quite the same
When I’m rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus’ son
And I guess that I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know
I have made big decision
I’m gonna try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper’s neck
When I’m closing in on death
You can’t help me now, you guys
And all you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I’d sailed the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
On a sailor’s suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man cannot be free
Of all the evils of this town
And of himself and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know
Oh, and I guess that I just don’t know
Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it’s my wife and it’s my life
Because a mainline into my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I’m better off than dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don’t care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And all the politicians making crazy sounds
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds
'Cause when the smack begins to flow
And I really don’t care anymore
Ah, when that heroin is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then thank God that I’m as good as dead
And thank your God that I’m not aware
And thank God that I just don’t care
And I guess I just don’t know
Oh, and I guess I just don’t know
If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung
Would you hear my voice come through the music
Would you hold it near as it were your own?
It’s a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken
Perhaps they’re better left unsung
I don’t know, don’t really care
Let there be songs to fill the air
Ripple in still water
When there is no pebble tossed
Nor wind to blow
Reach out your hand if your cup be empty
If your cup is full may it be again
Let it be known there is a fountain
That was not made by the hands of men
There is a road, no simple highway
Between the dawn and the dark of night
And if you go no one may follow
That path is for your steps alone
Ripple in still water
When there is no pebble tossed
Nor wind to blow
You who choose to lead must follow
But if you fall you fall alone
If you should stand then who’s to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home
All our times have come
Here but now they’re gone
Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain, we can be like they are
Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper
Baby take my hand, don’t fear the reaper
We’ll be able to fly, don’t fear the reaper
Baby I’m your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Valentine is done
Here but now they’re gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity, Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday, Like Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday, Redefine happiness
Another 40, 000 coming everyday, We can be like they are
Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper
Baby take my hand, don’t fear the reaper
We’ll be able to fly, don’t fear the reaper
Baby I’m your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Love of two is one
Here but now they’re gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn’t go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared, saying don’t be afraid
Come on baby, and she had no fear
And she ran to him, then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodby, she had become like they are
She had taken his hand, she had become like they are
Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don’t forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Severin, Severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark
Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don’t forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Been listening to the Grateful Dead and Velvet Underground a bit more than usual.
He was born in the summer of his 27th year
Coming home to a place he’d never been before
He left yesterday behind him, you might say he was born again
You might say he found a key for every door
When he first came to the mountains his life was far away
On the road and hanging by a song
But the string’s already broken and he doesn’t really care
It keeps changing fast and it don’t last for long
But the Colorado rocky mountain high
I’ve seen it rainin’ fire in the sky
The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullabye
Rocky mountain high (Colorado)
He climbed cathedral mountains, he saw silver clouds below
He saw everything as far as you can see
And they say that he got crazy once and he tried to touch the sun
And he lost a friend but kept his memory
Now he walks in quiet solitude the forest and the streams
Seeking grace in every step he takes
His sight has turned inside himself to try and understand
The serenity of a clear blue mountain lake
And the Colorado rocky mountain high
I’ve seen it raining fire in the sky
You can talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky mountain high
Now his life is full of wonder but his heart still knows some fear
Of a simple thing he cannot comprehend
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land
And the Colorado rocky mountain high
I’ve seen it rainin’ fire in the sky
I know he’d be a poorer man if he never saw an eagle fly
Rocky mountain high
It’s Colorado rocky mountain high
I’ve seen it rainin’ fire in the sky
Friends around the campfire and everybody’s high
Rocky mountain high
Rocky mountain high
Rocky mountain high
Rocky mountain high
Rocky mountain high
Rocky mountain high
I accidently uploaded one of the posts from yiffomatic on here, oops, I caught it and deleted it, then posted it in the right place
It’s 4/20 in Australia, does that mean it’s already time to smoke?
When I go out to Utah, I’m gonna spend a night in a cave, for Jerry Garcia, because why not?
So, me and my best friend were at Busch Gardens, and we were yelling at people on the skyride (because we’re abnoxious assholes) and me, the Night in the Woods super-fan, yells RIDE THE CHARRIOT, and there was an old couple, and they yelled “we are” then I realized they were fucking. They then yelled “HALF A MILE HIGH CLUB” and I fucking laughed so hard my friend dropped his cigarettes.
Uh, rock me Amadeus
Er war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna
Wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief:
Come and rock me Amadeus
Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief:
Come and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus - oh, oh, oh - Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus!
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus - oh, oh, oh - Amadeus
Es war um siebzehnhundertachtzig
Und es war in Wien
No plastic money anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn
Woher die Schulden kamen
War wohl jedermann bekannt
Er war ein Mann der Frauen
Frauen liebten seinen Punk
Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Genau das war sein Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles ruft noch heute:
Come and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus - oh, oh, oh - Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus!
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus - oh, oh, oh - Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus!
Come and rock me Amadeus!
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus - oh, oh, oh - Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus!
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus - oh, oh, oh - Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus!
Amadeus, Amadeus ..
There’s a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
And there’s a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin’ whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whiskey and wine
The sailors say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”
Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loves
He came on a summer’s day
Bringin’ gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn’t stay
No harbor was his home
The sailors say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”
Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean foam rise
She saw its ragin’ glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand
At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who’s not around
She still can hear him say
The sailors say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t help them to bury the light
Don’t give in without a fight
Hey you out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I’m coming home
But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high
As you can see
No matter how he tried
He could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
Hey you, out there on the road
Always doing what you’re told
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall
Can you help me?
Hey you, don’t tell me there’s no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall
Who wants to donate some pizza? I want plain cheese, extra cheese, pepperoni with extra cheese, pepperoni and bacon with extra cheese, extra bacon with extra cheese, or all of these things with cheesy crust, ooh, and cheese fries, or cheese fry pizza. Or a burrito, and a pizza, chimichanga? french fries and a double cheeseburger and pizza? Either way, I want tasty food. CHICKEN WINGS AND PIZZA
Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It’s fun to lose and to pretend
She’s overboard, self assured
Oh no I know, a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah
Hey, yay
I’m worse at what I do best
And for this gift, I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah
Hey, yay
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido
A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial
A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial
Sorry that sometimes I might accidently upload the same pic more than once, at least I don’t reupload the same photo set (as far as I’m concerned)
Okay, so I had a crazy super detailed dream last night, and I’m going to go over it how I remember it.
It all started with my walking with some guy, I knew them really well in the dream, and we got a long really well, that’s why I say I think I knew him, though now that I’m awake, he’s not familiar at all, okay now, back to the dream
Me and this dude are walking, in a familiar place, not sure where, I think it was either in front of a hotel, or at the International Plaza (Tampa, you know, cause I live a few miles north of there, like, 2-4 miles.) I’m not 100% sure where we were, but I knew the place
Me and him are talking, and he says he knows how to make someone who is oblivious to you, or who even hates you, be almost best friends with you in less than an hour, so, though I was dreaming, I was still like, dude, that’s bullshit no you can’t
So we walk up to 2 girls, all I can remember was one was a blonde and one had black hair, and they were both wearing black shirts, don’t really remember anything else about them
And as most girls that are 18-20 would react, they were sort of rude, but even in real life, that’s understandable, because 2 random ass guys were talking to them
That’s when my friend (friend?) started talking to them, and introducing himself and I, while they were trying to avoid him, but he wasn’t really adressing them, just sort of loudly saying things in their direction, not yelling, just speaking loudly
Then eventually, when the girls realized we weren’t hitting on them, and he was just trying to make conversation, they stopped, and they asked why he was being so abnoxious, and he told them the same thing he told me, that he could make anyone friends with anyone
So, like normal humans, they were like, dude, no fucking way, shut up, but they were intrigued, so he’s rambling, telling them stuff, asking them stuff, then we all just kind of talked about random stuff, you know the kind of weird crap young adults talk about (but not stuff I normally would even think of talking about)
So me, the guy, and the 2 girls are suddenly at my house, I don’t remember if we drove there, or if we walked there, or what, I’m presuming that we walked, because both of the girls had wet clothes and wet hair, nothing obscene was showing, other than those folds even fit people get when they arch their back sitting, and I had my shirt off
So we’re all talking, sitting on my bathroom floor (we’re sitting in my bathroom, that’s where we sat for some reason when we got to my house, and I’m near the door, the girls are in front of me, and the guy is behind them
So we’re all talking for a few hours, my sister her boyfriend, and my parents aren’t home at any point, and we’re talking, and I’m noticing that I’m catching feelings for the black haired girl this whole time, but not announcing anything to anyone about it
So later on, we’re all sort of shuffling around, like we’re getting ready to leave, well, them, because I live at my house
And the black haired girl and I are talking, and I’m begging her not to leave yet, because I want to hang out with her (at some point in the dream, I learned their names, but I don’t remember shit)
She tells me she thinks I’m cool, but she wants to wait until I join the army (this is just one of those weird dream things, even though I’m probrobly going to join the Nat'l Guard, and the mechanics post closest to me is only like a quarter mile away, so that’s handy)
So I’m, like, begging this girl to stay, and she writes something on my mirror, don’t recall what, but it was something, and she touches my chest (remember I’m shirtless, I suppose that’s not important, but still), then both of the girls leave, and then it’s, like, some long period of time later, not sure how long, my guess is a couple of years
And I remember me and the guy are walking through a foggy, sort of dilapidated neighborhood, sort of like the one across from my best friend’s apartments, but the houses are farther apart, imagine it like some island nation, hispanic neighborhood, sorta foggy (imagine a run down hispanic neighborhood in egypt lake/leto florida, with the houses farther apart, but the style of some of the houses is sorta like old east tampa)
Then we’re talking, and appearently, me and him are still friends with these girls, so we’re talking about the blonde one, and I’m happily anticipating talking to the black haired girl, and we walk up to the black haired girl’s house, and I knock on the door, or my buddy does, idfk, someone knocked on the door
She comes out, I tell her I enlisted, she tells me to wait outside for a moment, she leaves the door open, and walks away, inside of her house (obviously, she isn’t walking to fucking Burger King)
So me and my buddy are standing there, on her porch, with a white painted little guard rail, then all of the sudden, boom, me and the guy sitting outside of some random house down by a creek, and there’s an open garbage bag, like ripped open, I walk up to it, and there’s a 1 gallon milk jug with a face cut into it, or maybe melted into it, like those creepy electric banks, you know the ones, then boom, I woke up, at like 4 or 5 in the morning.
The dream ended there, like that, and I’ve been thinking about it since I was forced to wake up again at 6:45
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead! You better stay home, and do as you’re told! Get out of the road if you want to grow old.
There’s a black man with a black cat
Living in a black neighborhood
He’s got an interstate running’ through his front yard
You know, he thinks, he’s got it so good
And there’s a woman in the kitchen cleaning’ up evening slop
And he looks at her and says:
“Hey darling, I can remember when you could starve a flower”
Oh but ain’t that America, for you and me
Ain’t that America, we’re something to see baby
Ain’t that America, home of the free, yeah
Little pink houses for you and me, oh for you and me
Well there’s a young man in a T-shirt
Listenin’ to a rock ‘n’ roll station
He’s got a greasy hair, greasy smile
He says: “Lord, this must be my destination”
‘Cause they told me, when I was younger
Sayin’ “Boy, you’re gonna be president”
But just like everything else, those old crazy dreams
Just kinda came and went
Oh but ain’t that America, for you and me
Ain’t that America, we’re something to see baby
Ain’t that America, home of the free, yeah
Little pink houses, for you and me, oh baby for you and me
Well there’s people and more people
What do they know, know, know
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of Mexico
Ooo yeah
And there’s winners, and there’s losers
But they ain’t no big deal
'Cause the simple man baby pays the thrills,
The bills and the pills that kill
Oh but ain’t that America, for you and me
Ain’t that America, we’re something to see baby
Ain’t that America, home of the free, yeah
Little pink houses for you and me, ooo, ooo yeah
Ain’t that America, for you and me
Ain’t that America, hey we’re something to see baby
Ain’t that America, oh the home of the free,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Little pink houses babe for you and me, ooo yeah ooo yeah
Been dazed and confused for so long it’s not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lots of people talk and few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah
You hurt and abused tellin’ all of your lies
Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize
Sweet little baby I don’t know where you’ve been
Gonna love you baby, here I come again
Every day I work so hard
Bringin’ home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away
Don’t know where you’re goin’
Only know just where you’ve been
Sweet little baby, I want you again
Been dazed and confused for so long, it’s not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill
I like to know what the songs I listen to are about, which I can normally do woth the lyrics, but not always, That song I uploaded on sunday is appearently about the original artist (Falco) doing cocaine, and appearently it makes more sense in German, (you know, because Austria or something) I guess it’s lost in translation, then again, maybe not.
This is more of an art blog than a porn blog now, even though it’s always been the same type of pictures, porn, and still is porn, if that makes any sense. Made more sense in my head.
I’ll try to get some yiff up later!
Zwei drei vier one two three
Its easy to see
But its not that I don’t care so
Cause I hear it all the time
But they never let you know
On the TV and the radio
She was young her heart was pure
But every night is bright she got
She said sugar is sweet
She come rappin’ to the beat
Then I knew that she was hot
She was singin
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
You’re in his eye
And you’ll know why
The more you live
The faster you will die
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
She said babe you know
I miss Jill and Joe
And all my funky friends
But my street understanding
Was just enough to know what she really meant
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That I know she told the story
Of those special places that she goes
When she rides with the others in the subway
Singin’
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
And if he talks to you
And you don’t know why
You say your life
Is gonna make you die
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
Well we meet Jill and Joe
And brother Herr
And the whole cool gang (and oh)
They’re rappin’ here they’re rappin’ there
But she’s climbin’ on the wall
Its a clear case, Herr Kommissar
‘Cause all the children know
They’re all slidin’ down into the valley
They’re all slipping on the same snow
Hear the children
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
He’s got the power
And you’re so weak
And you’re frustration will not let you speak
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
And if he talks to you
Then you’ll know why
The more you live
The faster you will die
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
They should have flashmob orgies called sexplosions.
The average transistor radio has 5 transistors. 5 of them. Five.
The A8 chip in an iPhone has 2,000,000,000. 2 billion. Two billion.
Damn technology.
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future’s in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
Hey fellas, have you heard the news? You know that Annie’s back in town?
It won’t take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down.
Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a different smile like that of one who knows.
Well, it’s been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you.
The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue.
Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love;
But I’ll just keep on rollin’ along with the grace from the Lord above.
People talkin’ all around ‘bout the way you left me flat,
I don’t care what the people say, I know where their jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
It’s the way you call me another guy’s name when I try to make love to you.
I try to make love but it ain’t no use.
Give it to me
Give it
Work so hard I couldn’t unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can’t take your evil way;
Go away, Heartbreaker.
Heartbreaker!
Heartbreaker!
Heart!
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
Come on, babe on the round about, ride on the merry-go-round
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Alimony, alimony payin’ your bills
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
Come on, babe on the round about, ride on the merry-go-round
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Tellin’ tall tales of how it used to be
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman (ah, I’m kidding man)
Nobody hears a single word you say
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
But you keep on talkin’ till your dyin’ day
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
Come on, babe on the round about, ride on the merry-go-round
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman
I should have another photo set later tonight, maybe 2 or 3, but this song is 25 minutes long, so, yeah, it’s gonna wait, because I’ve gotta upload them from my phone, can’t wait until I get a laptop, and a real job, not just $160 a month taking care of my dogs
Being, as Homer Simpson would put it, upper lower middle class, has tought me a bunch, but one thing, it’s really raised my tolerance for spicy food
I used to not be able to handle any amount of spice, like, legit, when I was like 5, I could only eat mild wings, and I still needed blue cheese
But since my dad went from a 80k to 30k salary a few years ago, I’ve been eating more microwavable food, instead of cooking, because I’m normally by myself, that or I’ll cook easy stuff
Today, I was eating mexican food, right? I wanted this one salsa, because I’m not into the chunks in the regular stuff, so they advise me against it, saying most people can’t handle it, but I was like, meh, whatever, I’ll suck it up
It wasn’t even spicy
Habañero peppers legitimately weren’t spicy to me.
Neither are buffalo wings or tobasco sauce
This is what my life has become
I can be one of those people on TV who eat the shit so spicy your nose hair practically burn out
The only problem? That really spicy shit doesn’t normally taste very good to me.
Did you know General Tso’s chicken is supposed to be spicy?
That’s all I had to say, I should have some photo sets up here in a few minutes, I’ve been pretty busy for the past 3 weeks, so uploading isn’t something I’ve remembered to do as much as I used to, but I’ve still been doing it. I’m a good noodle
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision, rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!
Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers and I’ll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we’ll bask in the shadow of yesterday’s triumph,
sail on the steel breeze.
Come on you boy child, you winner and loser,
come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine
Come to decide that the things that I tried
Were in my life just to get high on
When I sit alone
Come get a little known
But I need more than myself this time
Step from the road to the sea to the sky
And I do believe that we rely on
When I lay it on
Come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice
Hey oh
Listen what I say, oh
I got your hey oh
Now listen what I say, oh
When will I know that I really can’t go
To the well once more time to decide on?
When it’s killing me
When will I really see
All that I need to look inside
Come to believe that I better not leave
Before I get my chance to ride
When it’s killing me
What do I really need
All that I need to look inside
Hey oh
Listen what I say, oh
Come back and hey oh
Look here what I say oh
The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go
Hey oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there’s nowhere to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder
And it’s so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there’s nowhere to go
When to descend to amend for a friend
All the channels that have broken down
Now you bring it up
I’m gonna ring it up
Just to hear you sing it out
Step from the road to the sea to the sky
And I do believe what we rely on
When I lay it on
Come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice
Hey oh
Listen what I say, oh
I got your hey oh
Listen what I say, oh
The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go
Hey oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there’s nowhere to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there’s nowhere to go
I said hey, hey, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, tell my love now
Hey, hey, yeah, oh yeah, tell my love now
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there’s nowhere to go
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it’s so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there’s nowhere to go
I said hey oh yeah, oh yeah
Tell my love now
Hey, yeah, yeah, oh yeah
As I was a-goin’ over Gilgarra mountains
I met Colonel Pepper and his money he was counting
I drew forth my pistol and I rattled my sabre
Saying “stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver”
Musha ringum duram da
Whack-fall the daddy-o
Whack-fall the daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
The shining yellow coins did sure look bright and jolly
I took the money home and I gave it to my Molly
She promised and she vowed that she never would deceive me
But the devil’s in the women for they never can be easy
Musha ringum duram da
Whack-fall the daddy-o
Whack-fall the daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
When I awoke between the hours of six and seven
Guards were standing ‘round me in numbers odd and even
I flew to my pistols, but alas I was mistaken
I fired off my pistols and a prisoner was taken
Musha ringum duram da
Whack-fall the daddy-o
Whack-fall the daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
They put me in jail without a judge or jury
For robbing Colonel Pepper in the morning so early
They didn’t take my fist so I knocked down the sentry
And I bid a long farewell to that cold penitentiary
Musha ringum duram da
Whack-fall the daddy-o
Whack-fall the daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
I think I’ll find my brother, he’s the one that’s in the army.
I don’t know where he’s stationed be in Cork or in Killarney.
Together we’ll go roving thru the Moutains of Kilkenny.
I dare he’ll treat me fairer than my darling sporting Molly.
Musha ringum duram da
Whack-fall the daddy-o
Whack-fall the daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
Some take delight in fishing and bowling
Others take delight in carriage a-rollin’
I take delight in the juice of the barley
Courting pretty women in the morning so early
Musha ringum duram da
Whack-fall the daddy-o
Whack-fall the daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar