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Pro evolution.
Well, she normally stays in long relationships, and a lot of guys have try to make moves on her as soon as they find out she’s single, which happens to be way before me, so she picks someone she thinks would be good for her, and goes with them, then when I see her she’ll be like “I’m dating this guy named…” and I sort of just wait for a chance.
I hate people who get offended over the truth or when you state a fact, or a logical opinion or scientific throry.
Here are some examples of each of these
‘Your tie is crooked.’ “fuck you, get a life asshole.”
I once heard a girl bitch to a science teaher on how weight holds you down not gravity, and she was fucking pissed at the teacher.
I’m not trying to be mean, but I think that your girlfriend is a little bit of an asshole. “Fuck you, don’t talk about my girlfriend!”
Darwinist Evolution is a legitimate scientific reasoning for how all current sentient and non sentient beings came to be on this earth, I mean think of it, things mutated, and the stronger mutated beings perserviered and… EVOLUTION IS FAKE! BEELZEBUB FUCKED YOUR MOM! SATAN CREATED EVOLUTION! WE DIDN’T FUCK MONKEYS! I’M NOT A MONKEY! PRIMATES ARE STUPID! I DON’T LIKE YOUR SHIRT! SEXUALITY IS BAD! COMPUTERS ARE THE HOMO DEVILS EVIL MACHINE! BLA BLAH HOOPLAH SATAN HEE HOO BLEEP BLOOP GLAH BLO GRAHHG *foams at mouth yelling religious mumblings*
Depending on your level of education, you’ll recognize calculus either as the study of limits, infinitesimals, and rates of change, or as a spooky, possibly magical practice preformed by people with thicker glasses and thinner arms than you.
When I was little my dad used to sing “you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey, you’ll never know how much I love you, don’t take ny sunshine away” He doesn’t sing it anymore because I’m a lot older, but last night I couldn’t help but to remember it, and think about the girl I love, that brought out the feels bro.
The girl I love thinks she doesn’t matter, do any of you think she does? I sure do.
I hate how clicéd the word love is, here’s an example, I wish I could just say I love her, and people would know that I love her, not think I just like her a little.
This photoset is full of amish porn, taken with amish cameras
I was circumsized when I was born. As you can see in my pics, I have no foreskin. The reason most people get circumsized is to reduce risk of infections from cleaning.
We’re just friends, but I’m madly in love with her
Almost forgot my word of the week
Music; An escape from stress and dumbasses
‘I love rock music!’
Did who consend? Those are all from other tumblr blogs.
Anyone want to wish the girl I’m in love with a happy birthday?
Anyone else want to wish a certain 5'5 girl with a 5 letter name that I’m in love with a happy birthday?
Sometimes I think, what is life, what is love, what is the meaning of it all, then I think of her, her face, her body, the words she speaks, the thoughts she tells me, the smile on her face, the warmth and emotional comfort I feel when I’m with her, and I remember.
I get alot of replies and messages asking if she’s my girlfriend, and all I can say is I wish, I’m in love with her.
Stuff I have gotten her for her birthday so far:
-Guitar pick pendant
-5 drawings
-Some money
-Possibly some candy
-Me playing guitar
-A hug
-Me singing Happy birthday crappily and monotone
-Cotton candy
-a handmade card (becuase I’m not rich, remember)
You know who’s birthday is on the 23rd of April?
Not mine! Someone far more important than me (mine is 4/08)
Anyone want to wish the person I view as the most beautiful girl in the world a happy birthday?
How do hipsters talk about shoes?
They Converse.
The name’s Utimate attack mega rainbow unicorn super death punch ultra explosive deathray robot titan collide maximum glide redemption, and we play Christian death metal hardrock rap jazz hip hop country alternitive indie grunge post-grunge japanese-pop-drama easy listening dubstep deathpop, bitches
Gold’s value is stupid, in my opinion, silver looks better. Silver is more rare, and easier to refine also. At the moment silver is worth 16.75 an ounce, gold is more than $1,100…