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April 2015

Nude carwashes

Nude, alcohol free, eating establishment (drunk homies are pretty rowdy)

Nude dentist

Nude clothes shop

Nude indoor beach

Nude socialist republic

Nude aerosol can factory

Nude shooting ranges

Nude old timey elementary school

Nude church

Nude nutron reactor

Nude airforce

Nude airline

Nude snow shoveling

Nude lumberjacking

Nude communism

Nude eating contest

Nude state fair

Nude fast food restaurant

Nude shooting range

Nude recruiting office

Nude IT specialists

Nude mechanic

Nude synogauge

Nude pediatrition

Nude lawnmower

Nude hardware store

Nude DMV

Nude library

If you start any of those pay me for giving you the idea

Apr 21, 2015 12 notes

I wonder how many of my follwers are famous… Like seriously, are any of you famous actors or athletes? MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU YIFFING? TELL ME!

Apr 21, 2015 3 notes

Why do all love songs that mention hair talk about long blonde hair? I’m in love with a short haired brunette girl. I can’t relate to that! MAKE A SONG THAT MENTIONS HAIR LIKE THAT! If that song you make is rock and decent, say I Inspired you, not for bragging rights, I just like to be appreciated.

Apr 21, 2015
Joke I made for a card I made for the girl I love that I later found out already existed because bitches be taking my ideas before I get them.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cow.

Cow who?

No, cow moo, owl who.

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So is the girl you're after with another guy or what?

Her love life is sort of confusing, I’m pretty sure she does at the moment.

Apr 21, 2015
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Remember how I’m in love with that girl? My friend Alejandro is in love with this other girl, and he calls her his girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend, you though I was bad.

Apr 21, 2015 6 notes

I’m Italian, my favorite food is pizza, and I move my hands alot when I talk.

I also run whiskey, shoot at rival mobsters, drive a 1922 Packard convertible, and carry an M1921 Thompson.

The second part may be exadurated a teeny bit

Apr 20, 2015 6 notes

Why blaze it when you can glaze it?

Apr 20, 2015 11 notes
#MOTHA FUCKIN DONUTS
Batman is a communist (but we love him)

Batman

He is larger than all other bats, like a foxbat

Foxbats are the largest bat species

The red fox is the largest fox

RED fox

FOXBAT

Foxbat is a MiG fighter

MiG Foxbats are pre 1991 russian planes

Red fox is the largest fox

Foxbat is the largest bat species

Batman is the largest bat

SOVIETS ARE RED

MiG WAS A SOVIET PLANE MANUFACTRER

BATMAN IS A COMMIE

PROTECT YA’ MOTHERLAND HOMIE

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“Lets see how harda you’re laughing when my doomsday machine chops offa you face!”—Leonardo DeVinci
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Do you own any pets? If not, do you want any?

I have 4 dogs and 2 horses

Apr 20, 2015 3 notes
ignore that jelly anon. i for one injoy ur blog hun, huggles u an boops ur nose beeeps

Yay!

Apr 20, 2015 5 notes
Just ignore anon, they're clearly butthurt as no-one else is complaining ^~^ I love your blog!

*raises hand* you’re anon, do I ignore you?

Apr 20, 2015 2 notes
You're pathetic and a fake. All you do is take photosets that other yiff blogs post and post them individually in a sad attempt to make the post your own, you make me sick.

Isn’t that what all yiff blogs do? Almost none of them make thier own, they normally get it from other blogs, and that’s what I do, then I save the pics I personally like, and give them to my followers who appearently have the same taste, so while you go around on anon whining like a bitch, I’ll stay here posting yiff.

Apr 20, 2015 10 notes
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I saw an ad for VWs

The offer expired 4/30/15

Hitler (as far as us, the KGB, SS, and Bundswehr are concened) died on 4/30

Coincedence? I think not.

Hitler founded VW and designed the beetle with help from ferdinand porsche.

Hitler EXPIRED on APRIL THIRTIETH


SHIT AIN’T ILLUMINATI

THIS SHIT’S

ILLUMUNAZI

Apr 19, 2015 5 notes

The yiff photosets with more than 2 pics are what happens when I get lazy.

Apr 19, 2015 1 note
Hey how's your day going

Not the worst, I saw a hummingbird for the first time (they’re not to common i southwest florida).

Apr 19, 2015 1 note

I don’t think we’ll get to 5,000 followers by july, but maybe we can, or we could set our sights on 4,500, I’m at 4,277 at the moment, so tell your children, parents, grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, siblings, bosses, associates, neices, nephews, dictators, clients, clones, aliens, and neighbors (as long as they’re over 18 ;))

Apr 19, 2015 5 notes
Pros and cons of collecting guns and other assorted weapons

Pros:
-NO ONE fucks with you
-EVERYONE respects you
-Make friends
-Fun to use
-Boom boom boom
-stabby stab stabby slice slice
-you can protect yourself easily
Cons:
-bullets are expensive
-knives get dull
-the best stuff costs the most

Apr 19, 2015 12 notes

I think it’s funny when people think they’re bad ass because of some crappy ass decorative knife, and then I show them one of my real big knives or bayonets or machetes or guns and they’re like ‘oh…’

Apr 19, 2015 5 notes
My last words are likely going to be one of the following:

I bet you won’t even…
Hold my beer!
I bet that gun’s not even loaded!
I can outrun those lions.
It’s called RAT poison for a reason.
Get these damn snakes off of me!

Apr 19, 2015 8 notes

My hands are 8.5 inches long, and I am 5'11 only weigh around 134, my hands are fucking huge. I can almost put my hands all of the way around a soda can, the girl I love, her hands only come half way up my fingers, she’s like a year older than me, but either way, I could do alot with my hands if I was good at anything other than being sorta smart, shooting, and running a porn blog.

Apr 19, 2015 4 notes
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When I was in 6th grade I was 5’ 160 pounds and I needed a damn diet. Now I look like I need a damn porkchop.

Apr 19, 2015

A shoutout to the homies out there who are less than 5" hard.

Apr 19, 2015 6 notes

I most likely won’t get to see her on her birthday, so I’ll give her a card on wednesday (her birthday is the 23rd aka thursday)

Apr 19, 2015 3 notes

One day I’m going to post all of my knives and guns and that sort if stuff in a pic, how does that sound?

Apr 19, 2015 9 notes

Anyone wanna send some asks about my preferences in women?

Apr 19, 2015 4 notes
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Why do cops beat, shoot at, and taze criminals then be all like “watch your head”

Apr 19, 2015 6 notes

I found out why cops are like “Eh, watch your head” it’s because ford crown victoria police interceptors are made in Canada

Apr 19, 2015 3 notes

*goes to japan* *gets mad* *punches toyota* *villagers run* GOZIRRAH!

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Apr 18, 2015 334 notes

Has anyone noticed in the song When a Man Loves a Woman, by Percy Sledge, it sounds like he’s saying WHEN A MAN LOVES A WAAALNUUT

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