I love a girl I met back in august 2014
She knows I love her
I know she loves her boyfriend, so I don’t try shit
She respects me enough not to use me
I respect her enough to do anything and everything for her
And everyone knows if they hurt her I’ll blow their face off with my 12 gauge.
Only 5 people kiked me for the dick pics, but it was fun, I guess I can do it all the time randomly
Have a content hannuquanzmas y'all
I couldn’t get back to sleep, so I’m listening to black sabbath and drinking coke at 2:09 am, this is the kind of thing that would get me doused in holy water or something, lol.
Only onw person has kiked me for their own one of a kind dick pic/video so far, y'all are missing out
Like or link? If you mean link and it’s just a typo, sfwx-fox.tumblr.com, if you mean like, then I guess, maybe.
I’m kind of bored, that whole dick pics/ trading nudes thing already started, you all know you can hit me up, right?
Oh, about the whole “I’ll send you dick pics on kik” thing, it can be any time from now until I go to bed (probrobly around 3) and I may even Include videos, I’ll pretty much show my dick however you like, if you don’t already know, my kik is Deanfish
I wanted to share a gift with y'all, so if you want, I’ll send you dick pics on kik tonight, just send me a message asking, and since I’m straight, if any of my female followers want thwy can send me merry christmas nudes too! (I won’t post them unless you tell me I can) and if you’re a lesbian, I guess I can send you yiff, I know I have a few lesbian followers. (Male Followers, remember, I don’t want dick pics, I’m just sending mine)
There are some merry christmas dick pics on my other blog, sfwx-fox
Brace yourselves, Christmas yiff is coming.
I have 3 modes:
Cute clean furry art
Porn machine
Ggguuuuunnnnnsssssssss
1. Futurama
2. Rick and Morty
3. The Simpsons
4. American Dad
5. Family guy (sometimes)
6. Adventure time
Run x16.
You better make your face up in
Your favorite disguise.
With your button down lips and your
Roller blind eyes.
With your empty smile And your hungry heart.
Feel the bile rising from your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters
When the cockleshell shatters
And the hammers batter Down the door.
You’d better run.
Run x16.
You better run all day And run all night.
Keep your dirty feelings
Deep inside. And if you’re taking your girlfriend Out tonight You’d better park the car
Well out of sight.
Cause if they catch you in the back seat Trying to pick her locks,
They’re gonna send you back to mother In a cardboard box.
You better run.
“Hey, open up! HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa!
[sound of car skidding, followed by loud scream]
"Hammer, Hammer”
Can’t. Wait. Until. Zootopia.
To be honest, I tell people I don’t yiff, unless they’re a furry, to make the fandom look better, then there are other people all like “Yo! Look at this fox dick!”
So, I got her a sterling silver necklace at a jewelry store, than I realized it has a big ugly weld, so I traded it and some silver jewelry and old silver coins for a nice 14k necklace. I wrote a letter describing that so her boyfriend won’t get pissed off at me buying her jewelry, I’m sure he knows it’s come to a point where, though she means the world to me, we’re just friends.
I may draw Iris again, I might also draw something for a certain girl I always talk about, christmas time is coming and I’m the king of procrastinating, I will at least draw a santa-hand-turkey. I’ll probrobly get her a couple packs of gum, and one of those free junior frosty’s for a year things from wendy’s. I kind of have to find stuff to fill a box, and I want to do things that will make her happy, or at least laugh. What girl doesn’t love a box of neat stuff! I would buy her a gold or sterling silver necklace or ring or bracelet or something, but I don’t really think I should buy a girl who has a boyfriend nice jewelry, then again, silver’s not to expensive, I should write a letter and reference that sterling silver jewelry isn’t too bad on money. Either way, I want to give her some nice gifts for christmas. Any more ideas?
It’s a real shame when you’d give absolutly anything for someone, and they won’t even give you a chance.
Emperor Palpatine should be president, he has unlimited power.
An apple may not keep the doctor away, but a lemon a day keeps the scrurvy away
You better watch what you say
You better watch what you do to me
Don’t get carried away
Girl, if you can do better than me, go
Yeah go but remember
Good love is hard to find
Good love is hard to find
You got lucky babe
Yeah, you got lucky babe
When I found you-
You put a hand on my cheek
And then you turn your eyes away
If you don’t feel complete
If I don’t take you all of the way, go
Yeah go, but remember good love
Is hard to find
You got lucky babe
Yeah you got lucky
When I found you
To be honest, I don’t know, things just picked up
Happy thanksgiving from me!
Think of it this way, I’ve only told you and her (the girl I love) so far! Feel special
I’m going to eat with family for dinner, and I’m telling them too, but still, that’s her, 5 other people, and my tumblr followers, so like 5,506, but still.
Is it just me, or is toshi supposed to represent how we assume people mean something, when in reality, we have no idea at all? American dad is either getting deep or mildly coincedental.