When I post nudes of myself and people republish them I feel good.
There are two reasons I don’t cite work:
1. I don’t know the name/ author
2. The Author is normally written on the pic
If you get mad when I don’t cite, sorry…
I want to just look at yiff, not even jack off
But I am watching 3 little kids
And they’re so damn nosey
I have posted a few nudes of myself on the past
So I probrobly will not post any more pics of myself, I figured most of you are here for the straight porn/yiff
So I’ll make this one of those blogs that just has yiff, naked women, and a white dude rambling on.
Thanks to all of you
I just broke 3,000 followers!
You’re just like a trampoline
I want to be on top of you.
If god made anything better than pussy, he kept if for himself.
Pain pills are just bitch mints.
Me: Santa, for Christmas can I be with my crush?
Santa:….
Me:….
Santa: What did I tell you last year
Me:…..
Santa:……
Me: That that’s called kidnapping
Santa: Yep.
I’m sorry you can’t listen to Queen or Elton John because they’re both homosexual.
What’s with all of the festive ass porn?
I bought a second Nazi helmet yesterday, It is shipping, but I don’t know when I’ll get it.
When I get bored I do the randomest crap
Guess who is now a minister.
Have you ever wondered what happens when a cop tickets another cop?
It’s just like ticketing any other person appearently
I think it’s wierd that we have to wear clothes
If we want to be nude in public
We should be able to
What’s the problem with a dick here and a couple of tits there
So what
We all have genitalia
Why should we have to cover them
I like it when people send/add commentary on posts.
Y'all always like my work but you run such innocent profiles.
I see through your veils.
I’ve noticed that I went from porn and occasional stuff here and there to porn and such.
And that this has replaced facebook and other forms technological semi-asocial communication.
Other people cheering for football
“Fumble!… Incomplete pass!”
Me
Damn, that bitch dropped that ball!