Some nudes I may have left out from the monthly photoset, feel free to like and reblog.
I figured for may’s nudes, I’d do them all soft, 4" soft 6.25" hard, here you go! Feel free to like and reblog!
When I’m standing the base of my dick is 8.5 inches from my bellly button.
I like most stoners, but the stoners who are all like “weed is a plant, you should ban tobacco instead” are annoying
TOBACCO IS A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT TOO, YOU DENSE RED EYED MOTHERFUCKER
I just went to tacobell and a nice middle eastern man solved the math problem on my tshirt
I am wearing that wallmart shirt with the pathagorean theorum and the find X and the Duh here it is, and the letter X is circled.
It was sorta weird, but it was a little fun because got to interact with a new homie.
Has anyone noticed how much bad shit England gets away with? Damn England, if I want a crime committed I’d go to you.
If I wasn’t in this 2,000 pound mobile fortress of glass and steel, I’d kick your ass.
I took two pics in the mirror, in the bottom one it looks crooked, but it’s not, it was just hanging to one side a little, I’ll post some pics of it hard in a couple days, I just went to the bathroom and decided to take a pic of me shirtless, and I figured while I’m at it I’ll take a nude, if you want you can reblog these to show your families. Showing your family members my dick is called bonding look it up, you’re not closely related to me probrobly, so it probrobly won’t be that weird, other than showin a dick to gramma