Who wants to tell the girl I love happy birthday for tomorrow?
I want spanish batman to take my virginity
In 19 days I got 170 emails, only 15 spam ones, 155 legit ones. This is why I don’t give my email on my blog. I don’t want to go from 170 to 1,700
It’s all fun and games until someone loses thier virginity, that’s when it gets really fun.
I hate when I try to explain something and it gets confusing.
Being the most popular person I know of personally (by that I mean of the people I know in person, I am the most popular, mostly online) I know the struggle because I’m most popular for being a well armed smartass furry.
Nude carwashes
Nude, alcohol free, eating establishment (drunk homies are pretty rowdy)
Nude dentist
Nude clothes shop
Nude indoor beach
Nude socialist republic
Nude aerosol can factory
Nude shooting ranges
Nude old timey elementary school
Nude church
Nude nutron reactor
Nude airforce
Nude airline
Nude snow shoveling
Nude lumberjacking
Nude communism
Nude eating contest
Nude state fair
Nude fast food restaurant
Nude shooting range
Nude recruiting office
Nude IT specialists
Nude mechanic
Nude synogauge
Nude pediatrition
Nude lawnmower
Nude hardware store
Nude DMV
Nude library
If you start any of those pay me for giving you the idea
I wonder how many of my follwers are famous… Like seriously, are any of you famous actors or athletes? MORGAN FREEMAN ARE YOU YIFFING? TELL ME!
Why do all love songs that mention hair talk about long blonde hair? I’m in love with a short haired brunette girl. I can’t relate to that! MAKE A SONG THAT MENTIONS HAIR LIKE THAT! If that song you make is rock and decent, say I Inspired you, not for bragging rights, I just like to be appreciated.
Joke I made for a card I made for the girl I love that I later found out already existed because bitches be taking my ideas before I get them.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
No, cow moo, owl who.