You know what they say, big feet, big socks.
When I was in 6th grade I was 5’ 160 pounds and I needed a damn diet. Now I look like I need a damn porkchop.
A shoutout to the homies out there who are less than 5" hard.
I most likely won’t get to see her on her birthday, so I’ll give her a card on wednesday (her birthday is the 23rd aka thursday)
One day I’m going to post all of my knives and guns and that sort if stuff in a pic, how does that sound?
Anyone wanna send some asks about my preferences in women?
Why do cops beat, shoot at, and taze criminals then be all like “watch your head”
I found out why cops are like “Eh, watch your head” it’s because ford crown victoria police interceptors are made in Canada
*goes to japan* *gets mad* *punches toyota* *villagers run* GOZIRRAH!

