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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I get a lot of asks about the girl I love, so here you go

I don’t want to tell you her first name, not many people have it.

Here are ten things describing her:

1. She’s got a couple of eyes
2. She has 2 legs
3. She has 2 arms
4. She has 10 fingers (or 8 if you’re one of “those people”)
5. She has a belly button
6. She has hair
7. Her first and last initials are 2 letters of the alphabet
8. She owns clothes
9. She lives within 17 lightyears of me
10. She has two ears.

Me without pressure:

Solve this (complex biological question)

The answer is oceanographical evolutionary retreval situations are the blah blah blah aquatic animals blablah

Me under pressure:

Name an animal who’s name has three letters

Uh, ahhh, GREATER SOUTH EASTERN ELEPHANT SEAL!