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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

When I first met her, I was wearing black leather combat boots, 3 color desert pants, and my black Led Zeppelin T-Shirt, and she thought I was a poser who actually listens to cRap music, but be both listen to rock and such. We got to know eachother, one thing leads to another, and at the same time we are becoming friends, I fall in love with her, and my love for her grows stronger, and now that I don’t see her very often, I begin to miss her, I’m gonna try to hang out with her next time I have a chance, and maybe, some day, if I’m lucky, she’ll come to love me as much as I love her.

10 annoying things I’ll do before I die

1. Go into an art gallery and yell “Gee, look'et all them p'rty pitchers!” then walk out

2. Go to a Luxury car dealership with my 50,000,000 dollars and try to buy shit

3. Go to an AA meeting and tell them I thought it was a help class on making AA batteries

4. Tell someone I’m named Jack on the phone on a plane and getting them to loudly say “Hi, Jack”

5. Ask the court house if it is cheaper to illegally change your name “because it’s cheaper”

6. Ask a cop to taze himself

7. Spray painting my own car with that special latex spray paint that you can peel off, until the cops try to stop me

8. Bring a rifle to an anti-gun rally

9. Wear a rainbow suit to an anti gay rally (I’m not gay, but that would be pretty fun)

10. Wear a shit ton of clothes like it’s -10° or something, at a nudist colony