When I first met her, I was wearing black leather combat boots, 3 color desert pants, and my black Led Zeppelin T-Shirt, and she thought I was a poser who actually listens to cRap music, but be both listen to rock and such. We got to know eachother, one thing leads to another, and at the same time we are becoming friends, I fall in love with her, and my love for her grows stronger, and now that I don’t see her very often, I begin to miss her, I’m gonna try to hang out with her next time I have a chance, and maybe, some day, if I’m lucky, she’ll come to love me as much as I love her.
I’m gonna ask you all some questions on your prefrances
Yiff, tits or ass?
Solo or duo?
Real humans, do y’all want that?
Monthly nudes of me, do you want sexy poses, or just regualr dick pics?
Just send me a message on the Tumblr fanmail thing I guess
Shit, so guys, you’re following me, which means you’ve probrobly been on my blog at least once, and you’ve seen that “Jesus Fox forgives your Yiff” thing, Well, I found Jesus Fox again The second coming of Jesus Fox The Yiffture When do we get to yiff Heaven?
My robots that I drew today
10 annoying things I’ll do before I die
1. Go into an art gallery and yell “Gee, look'et all them p'rty pitchers!” then walk out
2. Go to a Luxury car dealership with my 50,000,000 dollars and try to buy shit
3. Go to an AA meeting and tell them I thought it was a help class on making AA batteries
4. Tell someone I’m named Jack on the phone on a plane and getting them to loudly say “Hi, Jack”
5. Ask the court house if it is cheaper to illegally change your name “because it’s cheaper”
6. Ask a cop to taze himself
7. Spray painting my own car with that special latex spray paint that you can peel off, until the cops try to stop me
8. Bring a rifle to an anti-gun rally
9. Wear a rainbow suit to an anti gay rally (I’m not gay, but that would be pretty fun)
10. Wear a shit ton of clothes like it’s -10° or something, at a nudist colony



