Oh, would you look at that, some Wolfy-Nail
Anonymous asked:
praying mantis can fly
PRIVATE WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY
FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY, SIR
GOD DAMN PRIVATE, THAT’S THE BEST ANSWER I EVER HEARD
Lets go over what’s happening on order
1. Hauling ass from cop
2. Slight frame damage
3. Cop makes contact a second time
4. I break away, gain sufficient speed. I lose control because of the frame damage caused instability. I hit the pole, and bounce backwards, and turn, aligning with the pole. Police car makes contact with other pole.
So, now you know, cops think they can drive through poles
Anonymous asked:
Well, I’m glad he didn’t