1. She is the most beautiful being ever
2. Every thing she does is magic
3. I’d kill for her
4. I’d die for her
5. If you hurt her you better hope I don’t have a gun on me
6. I would so absolutely anything for her as long as it wouldn’t harm her
7. If she likes it, everyone should like it
8. I’ll give her anything
9. She’s amazing
10. She’s perfect
11. I’d kill for her
12. She’s beautiful
13. She’s perfect
14. I love her
15. She’s perfect
16. Every little thing she does is magic
17. I feel great around her
18. You hurt her, I hurt you
19. She’s the best
20. I love being around her
21. She is the best
22. There are no words to describe how perfect she is
23. She’s perfect
24. She has a beautiful face
25. She has an amazing body
26. She has perfect boobs
27. I’m a boob guy, but dat ass
28. I would love to cuddle with her
29. She is the best person ever
30. She’d probrobly think I was wierd for writing 50 things about her
31. I'v voulenteered to beat people’s asses over her, and I’d actually beat thier asses if she wanted me to
32. I’ll give her anything
33. I’d give my life to spend it with her
34. She’s the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be (Iris by the goo goo dolls reference)
35. She’s got the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen
36. She’s got a great laugh
37. I love to hear her talk
38. I think it’s adorable when she laughs so hard that she snorts
39. I’d do everything for her (that wouldn’t hurt her)
40. I don’t care if she friendzones me, as long as I can be with her
41. Sometimes I can’t understand what she says because I think too hard about her
42. I love her more than anyone else
43. I think about her more than anyone esle
44. I care about her more than I care about myself
45. If something happened to her I’d die (litterally)
46. She is smarter than me
47. I love when she plays around with me, because I can play around back
48. She’s a sorta tomboy, and she’s less of a sub than me
49. She’s the strongest girl I know, but she is still small and graceful
50. She is the most perfect being in all of existance