I should make a second tumblr so it won’t be awkward as fuck when someone asks for my tumblr.
That awkward moment when you want to buy someone Important something, but you have no domestic currency, so one of the things you get her for christmas is a ziplock bag full of foreign currency.
I want to buy a human skull and keep it in my room, probrobly a fake one. I could even put a helmet on it.
Hey, kids, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
These 5 words in my head, scream ‘are we having fun yet?’
Me with my family:
(family) Can I have a dollar?
(me) Yeah, I guess, pay me back when ever.
Me with strangers
(Stranger) Can I have a dollar?
(me) No.
Me with random friends
(friend) Can I have a dollar?
(me) pay me back whenever
Me with crush
(crush) Can I have a dollar?
(me) here take my bank account, wallet, life savings, and this dudes wallet.
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don’t think I can look at this the same
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I’m dreaming of your face
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me, yeah.
The miles just keep rollin’
As the people leave their way to say hello
I’ve heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go, oh, yeah, yeah
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still with me in my dreams
And tonight, girl, its only you and me
Everything I know, and anywhere I go (oh whoa)
It gets hard but it won’t take away my love (oh whoa)
And when the last one falls
When it’s all said and done
It gets hard but it wont take away my love, whoa, oh, oh
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you, baby
But you’re still with me in my dreams
And tonight, girl, it’s only you and me
So tell me how Mercedes Benz sold this car for 3 years in Europe, and not the U.S.
That car is a Smart Roadster
That is a Smart Car
Those damn Germans are holding out on us again, not giving us any damn cool Smart Cars
Furry Oath
As a furry, I, (your name), will always be nervous when I let someone borrow my phone or go through my phone gallery.