Forgot about this one!
This is a blog fo’ ma tumblr peeps,
I’ll start posting stuff as I get it, sound like a plan?
I am a porn-man of my word
How to be romantic as fuck
Yell the lyrics to Closer by Nine Inch Nails to your person from far away
Trust me, you’ll be classy as fuck
I know, “shut the hell up we want are porn!” I’ll post some yiff (and maybe some non yiff) in morning
I’d like a pet person
Litterally,
A pet person.
They’d have a cage if they were bad
They’d go around my house completely nude, all of the time unless I have company
We’d play around
And they’d be a human, so we’d ‘play around too’
And we’d cuddle
And I’d pet them
And they’d get rewards for being good
And they’d call me master
And they’d wear a collar, and maybe a tail
And I’d give them baths
And take them for walks in the back yard
And I’d let them sleep on my bed with me if they behave
And they’d eat like a normal person
And we’d go out like normal people
But at home they’d be my pet.
Am I the only person who thinks anal is sorta gross?
Pros and Cons of dating me
Pros:
-I’m a kinky fucker
-I love foreplay
-Cuddling is the best
-I’ll never cheat on you
-I’ll destroy those who stand in your way
-I like animals
-I’ll try anything
-I can draw so/so
-I’m good with a gun
-I know a couple Zippo lighter tricks
-I am a somewhat okay IT guy
-I’ll play with you
-I won’t eat the last slice of pizza
-I’m considerate
-I am a pretty decent cook
-I’m very flirty
Cons:
-I am sort of annoying
-I am an insomniac
-I talk loudly
-I suck at long distance relationships
-I message people too much sometimes
-I curse like a TruckDriving-Sailor

