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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I have recieved a few death threats lately

I don’t care, I collect various weapons

But anyways a couple of these people want to know my info

-Name: X_Fox
-Adress: 1234 Fuck Off Dr.
-Phone #: 1-800-FUC-KOFF
-Sex: I have posted pics of my dick.
-My IP adress (they think they’re hackers): 4, my ip adress is 4.

And now for the Q/A part

Q “why are you such a fag”
A I’m straight

Q “kill yourself”
A That’s not a question

Q “do you suck dick”
A No

Q “why do you fuck animals”
A a yiffer is not the same as a zoophile, get your shit together

Q “I bet you are 12 years old”
A still not a question, but for a 12 year old I sure am tall, probrobly because I’m not 12

And lastly, requests

I don’t take requests, but I will answer these ones as if they were commands

“Kill yourself”

No.

“Kiss my ass”

And you’re calling ME a fag?

“Fuck you”

Again, refer to the last response

“Drink bleach”

The jug says no

“Shoot yourself”

The manuals all say no.

“Suck my dick”

WTF bro?

“I hope you die”

Not a request, but, hey, we all have our hopes and dreams.

When I say abs on a girl aren’t attractive I’m not being sexist, abs are wierd

Same with really really really veiny muscular people, you can be muscular without looking like some person with a medical condition

…unless you have a medical or mental condition that causes these things…

…if so, I hope you get better…

Carry on.

You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar

And I’m young enough to look at, and far too old to see

All the scars are on the inside
I’m not sure that there’s anything left of me

Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it

It’s time we had some leave

We’ve been living in the flames

We’ve been eating up our brains

Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.

You ask me why I’m weary, why I can’t speak to you

You blame me for my silence, say it’s time I changed and grew

But the war’s still going on, dear, and there’s no

when that I know

And I can’t stand forever

I can’t say if we’re ever gonna be free

Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it

It’s time we had some leave

We’ve been living in the flames

We’ve been eating up our brains

Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed

I have used up all my weapons, and I’m helpless and bereaved

Wounds are all I’m made of

Did I hear you say that this is victory?

Don’t let these shakes go on, it’s time we had a break from it

Send me to the rear

Where the tides of madness swell

And men sliding into hell

Oh please, don’t let these shakes go on.