boopshouseoflewds asked:
As of the 3rd, I average 13 followers a day.
That first one reminds me of a certain someone I know.
I didn’t fall in love with her because she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, I fell in love with the the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She’s even more beautiful on the inside, than she is on the outside.
All of the free cocaine.
Anonymous asked:
Or maybe I check my phone in the morning when I wake up, if you think I have no life, why do you keep coming back to my blog and bitching? You know you can just, like, not go on my blog if you don’t like me.
Anonymous asked:
I have a life, a very diverse social life tens of thousands of dollars in various antique weapons and money, a friend ship with the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, various social and vocational skills, a wide knowledge base, a professionally recorded 143 IQ and I’m still able to get 4,776 followers. You’re over here complaing about my blog like a little bitch, I think it’s you who needs to get a life.
