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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

They say gonorrhea makes your urine burn

They say putting a sleeping person’s hand in warm water makes you urinate

They say putting your hand in cold water then molten lead it doesn’t burn you

So what happens if you go to sleep with your hand in molten lead if you have gonorrhea?

The answer is, your urine stops burning, duh.

Life advice from me:

1. Do it for the girl (even if she’s a guy)
2. Don’t get caught
3. Don’t get VD (don’t sleep with sluts/ prostitutes)
4. Don’t die if not neccicary
5. Ignore minor meaningless mistakes
6. You can’t change the past, shit happens
7. If you see a celebrity, try to make pleasent conversation like “I like your shoes” not “you kicked butt in that new movie”
8. Assert your feelings
9. Emphasize your qualities, but don’t brag.
10. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer (so you can stab them)