1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

sovitponey4510 asked:

What is you're favourite gun

I’ll just do in multiple categories. My favorite gun is the StG44 (that’s why I have the .22 StG44, real ones are very very expensive) my favorite bolt action rifle is a K98, my favorite semi-auto only rifle is a FA91 or a G43, my favorite shotgun is either a Browning A5, a Winchester 1897, Winchester 870, or a Mossberg 500 with wood hardware, my favorite pistols are P1 (P38s also, but they’re the same) my Zastava M57, a Springfield M1911, a Colt SA Army peacemaker, a M1860 Army, or a S&W Model 29, my favorite LMG is an MG42 or BAR, my favorite SMGs are UZI MP1s, MP40s, M1921 thompson, assault rifles, like I’m sure you’ve already guessed are the StG44 and G3, my favorite PDW is either a P90 or a Knight PDW, heavy machine gun would be the M2 Browning, auto cannon M60/M61 vulcan or hotchkiss 20, blackpowder would be M1860 army, Anti-meterial rifle would be an Anzio Ironworks 20mm, my favorite Lever gun (lever action rifle) is my Marlin Model 57 (my grandfather gave it to me when I was 12, and we still go out to shoot sometimes, but he normally just brings his pistols, he has 30 something guns) my favorite recolless rifle are those ones mounted on motorized wagons, my favorite cannon is a MK40, my favorite rocket launcher is a RPG (which isn’t a grenade launcher, people think it stands for Rocket Propelled Grenade, it is translations of the cryllic russian letters and actually stands for Handheld Anti Tank Rocket Launcer if you translate it to english) my favorite grenade launcer is the M79, and that’s all of the guns I feel like listing.

Saw this random porn video with my best friend (her and I didn’t watch it), and it looked like a legit hooker, but that may have been because of the low production values, the dude picked her up, and he payed her in money from Zimbabwe (the country my $100,155,048,000,000 is from) and she actually took it, so either it was a crappy fake hooker video, or a funny real and stupid hooker video

I’m just setting my sights on being friends with her, I still love her more than anything, and my world still revolves around her, but I know she’ll probrobly never date me, I took my chances, tried to get with her, got turned down, and I really don’t want to lose a friend like her.