5 GREAT PICKUP LINES

-Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

-You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

-I have an F a C and a K, now all I need is U

-Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair. 

-If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops?