I have recieved a few death threats lately

I don’t care, I collect various weapons

But anyways a couple of these people want to know my info

-Name: X_Fox
-Adress: 1234 Fuck Off Dr.
-Phone #: 1-800-FUC-KOFF
-Sex: I have posted pics of my dick.
-My IP adress (they think they’re hackers): 4, my ip adress is 4.

And now for the Q/A part

Q “why are you such a fag”
A I’m straight

Q “kill yourself”
A That’s not a question

Q “do you suck dick”
A No

Q “why do you fuck animals”
A a yiffer is not the same as a zoophile, get your shit together

Q “I bet you are 12 years old”
A still not a question, but for a 12 year old I sure am tall, probrobly because I’m not 12

And lastly, requests

I don’t take requests, but I will answer these ones as if they were commands

“Kill yourself”

No.

“Kiss my ass”

And you’re calling ME a fag?

“Fuck you”

Again, refer to the last response

“Drink bleach”

The jug says no

“Shoot yourself”

The manuals all say no.

“Suck my dick”

WTF bro?

“I hope you die”

Not a request, but, hey, we all have our hopes and dreams.