Pros and Cons of dating me
Pros:
-I’m a kinky fucker
-I love foreplay
-Cuddling is the best
-I’ll never cheat on you
-I’ll destroy those who stand in your way
-I like animals
-I’ll try anything
-I can draw so/so
-I’m good with a gun
-I know a couple Zippo lighter tricks
-I am a somewhat okay IT guy
-I’ll play with you
-I won’t eat the last slice of pizza
-I’m considerate
-I am a pretty decent cook
-I’m very flirty
Cons:
-I am sort of annoying
-I am an insomniac
-I talk loudly
-I suck at long distance relationships
-I message people too much sometimes
-I curse like a TruckDriving-Sailor