I’d like a pet person
Litterally,
A pet person.
They’d have a cage if they were bad
They’d go around my house completely nude, all of the time unless I have company
We’d play around
And they’d be a human, so we’d ‘play around too’
And we’d cuddle
And I’d pet them
And they’d get rewards for being good
And they’d call me master
And they’d wear a collar, and maybe a tail
And I’d give them baths
And take them for walks in the back yard
And I’d let them sleep on my bed with me if they behave
And they’d eat like a normal person
And we’d go out like normal people
But at home they’d be my pet.