10 annoying things I’ll do before I die

1. Go into an art gallery and yell “Gee, look'et all them p'rty pitchers!” then walk out

2. Go to a Luxury car dealership with my 50,000,000 dollars and try to buy shit

3. Go to an AA meeting and tell them I thought it was a help class on making AA batteries

4. Tell someone I’m named Jack on the phone on a plane and getting them to loudly say “Hi, Jack”

5. Ask the court house if it is cheaper to illegally change your name “because it’s cheaper”

6. Ask a cop to taze himself

7. Spray painting my own car with that special latex spray paint that you can peel off, until the cops try to stop me

8. Bring a rifle to an anti-gun rally

9. Wear a rainbow suit to an anti gay rally (I’m not gay, but that would be pretty fun)

10. Wear a shit ton of clothes like it’s -10° or something, at a nudist colony