Have you noticed funerals are like depressing parites?

Like birthday parties, celebrating a person’s life, because they died.

Welp Jimbo died, get some cake and put him in the corner, we’ll talk about him and cry and eat cake, and get drunk, and a majority of us will get over it and forget about him in a couple days! Yay! Rotting corpse party!

Shit, funeral is comprised of A, E, F, L, N, R, and U, just like REAL FUN, but funerals aren’t fun

P.S. If anyone close to you died recently, I give you my deepest condolences, unless they were a bad person.