I hate how fucking clicéd pickup lines are, why the fuck don’t people try to get creative or playful? I try to be smooth but playful, like when I hit on the girl I love (playfully because I know she has a boyfriend) I’ll say some cute shit like “roses are red, foxes are clever, you have a nice butt, let me touch it forever” or something like “Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van” and she can tell I’m hitting on her, but she can tell I’m not just being some loser who just wants her body and is gonna say some stupid stuck up shit, so she doesn’t get mad, and if you use these playful pickup lines and cute short poems with your crush (if you have a chance with them (I don’t really have one, but I might as well try)) she, or he might date you, or atleast be better friends with you.