Life advice from me:
1. Do it for the girl (even if she’s a guy)
2. Don’t get caught
3. Don’t get VD (don’t sleep with sluts/ prostitutes)
4. Don’t die if not neccicary
5. Ignore minor meaningless mistakes
6. You can’t change the past, shit happens
7. If you see a celebrity, try to make pleasent conversation like “I like your shoes” not “you kicked butt in that new movie”
8. Assert your feelings
9. Emphasize your qualities, but don’t brag.
10. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer (so you can stab them)