God damn amazing story

So, me and my best friend were at Busch Gardens, and we were yelling at people on the skyride (because we’re abnoxious assholes) and me, the Night in the Woods super-fan, yells RIDE THE CHARRIOT, and there was an old couple, and they yelled “we are” then I realized they were fucking. They then yelled “HALF A MILE HIGH CLUB” and I fucking laughed so hard my friend dropped his cigarettes.